The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

No! Not another plot! We still have like three other ones we need to finish!

Eof the Ultimate Foe.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Eof the Ultimate Foe was behind the Nameless ends

[NameIess]

Eof had truly infinite power, and was completely immortal and unkillable. From him flowed all evil and destruction. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

19 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Bookwyrm tried to think through the blaring music, loud fireworks, people crying, the people speaking in a weird twisted language, and the underlying pulses that had turned into a steady drumming.

How do we find TOWWACBob...he thought.

You can't unless Thaidakar calls his name.

12 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Eof the Ultimate Foe was behind the Nameless ends

Nope. They are natural cosmic entities and are part of a health planar ecosystem

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was he who had given power to Adonalsium and he who powered the narrators.

[NameIess]

His power fueled all of TLT. No being within it could exist without his approval.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The narrators of course had no idea of his existence.

[NameIess]

Until now.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

DUN DUN DUHNNNNNN

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm wondered how Eof had control over the Narrators when a narrator had technically caused his existence.

[NameIess]

At this exact moment, Eof revealed himself to a singular Narrator. That Narrator’s name was…

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Alexander the third flaffle emperor of all

[NameIess]

Al wasn’t a very popular Narrator. In fact, he was just snot the least popular Narrator of all. Even less so than Thaidakar.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Suddenly, Eof realized something.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This something was that Al should be renamed Snotlout as well as...

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Al, who was now named Snotlout As Well As..., decided that he had to rebel against Eof.

Edit: First name Snotlout, first middle name As, second middle name Well, Last name As..., with three periods after it.

Edited May 16, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This was an improbable task as it wasn't impossible only very very very very very very very very unlikely to happen.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm, who did not like being controlled by Eof, used his Narrator powers to become aware of Eof's ultimate control. He used his Narrationblade to cut a hypothetical hole in Eof's omnipotence and climb out of it, removing himself from Eof's infinite control.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But wait, how could one be a Narrator if they had never posted on the universe known as The Longest Thread before?! What was this creature?!

[NameIess]

Of course, this was all part of Eof’s plan, and Bookwyrm only thought he’d escaped.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Snotlout As Well As... decided to explore his new narrator powers.

[NameIess]

He did so by utterly destroying every single Ghandeflaffle. He exterminated the entire species.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But nobody had answered the disembodied text's question. How did Eof become a Narrator if they weren't a narrator?!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Eof granted them powers and he has been behind TLT all this time and he controls who has narrator powers," replied a different disembodied text.

[NameIess]

Eof answered this question by explaining that he was beyond Narrators.