The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

-of potatoism. It was very painful

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

this wise mentor was Tock.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Tick and Tock had been best friends.

Edited May 12, 2022 by Sequence
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[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Though Tock was many years old than Tick and has ecentricities like...

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

eating Rutabaga

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Alcatraz then walked in the room.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Tick's wise mentor had been the wizard who Somepeople had made friends with after the Urn Dragons had asked him to imprison Somepeople. When the wizard didn't the Urn Dragons had eaten him.

Edit: This is no longer canon because I missed a bunch. Ignore this post.

 

Edited May 12, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He was promptly slapped by Thom for not practicing his juggling.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

He normally lived in a clock.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

He normally lived in a clock.

"He" wondered who he was. But his clock house was nice.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

"He" wondered who he was. But his clock house was nice.

I was refering to Tock, cousin.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I was refering to Tock, cousin.

"He" realized he was Tock, and that he was dead of potatoism.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

a giant balloon named berty attacked them.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was a very sad story.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Found the Kitten bit Berty and made him pop.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

But the plastic collapsed on Tock and the only cure was to convert to potatoism.

[NameIess]

Rep watched as Unintelligible(?) swung Shar at the prison wall. The Sword bounced off, throwing sparks everywhere. "Look, it's not working. Something's wrong with that sword. Let me try." Unintelligible grumbled under his breath, but handed the sword to Rep. As soon as the hilt touched his hands, the entire blade lit up, shining with blinding intensity. Rep stumbled back, Blade falling to the ground. He struggled to pick it up, but The Sword was too heavy for him to lift. "Unintelligible? Help me pick this thing up. Unintelligible?" The revived Ookla was mumbling to himself, holding his head in his hands.

--

Unintelligible ran towards the ruins of a once-great city, cloak billowing out behind him. Nameless' voice rang in his head. "Unintelligible, stop this. You won't be able to get through to her. She's completely corrupted." Unintelligible stopped, turning to face the Narrator's disembodied voice. "That's not possible. Sequence would never accept the transformation." Nameless appeared in front of him, form faint. "She did. I saw it happen. Your faith in her is misplaced." Unintelligible glared at Nameless. "You don't know what you're talking about. I can't just let her face this alone. I have to save her." Nameless let out an exasperated sigh. "Why do you care so much? Is it because she practically runs your fan club? You scared of losing your publicity agent?" Unintelligible turned his back on Nameless, walking towards the city. "Maybe," he said softly, "It's because she believes in me." He looked down at the three beings gathered in the ruins, taking a deep breath and preparing to run in. "Wait!" Nameless' voice came from behind him, voice small. "At least- at least take this." Unintelligible turned, shocked to see Nameless holding out Shar towards him. "Your Sword?" Nameless nodded, face grim. "You'll still die, but- well, at least you'll have a chance."

--

Unintelligible shook his head. Memories were annoying. Why couldn't they all just come back at once? He walked over to Rep, lifting The Sword. Rep nodded in thanks. "All right. On the count of three, we cut our way out of here. Ready?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Potatoism was the religion of worshiping potatoes and not eating them. For if you ate a potatoe the potatoe would eat you inside out

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

6 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Rep watched as Unintelligible(?) swung Shar at the prison wall. The Sword bounced off, throwing sparks everywhere. "Look, it's not working. Something's wrong with that sword. Let me try." Unintelligible grumbled under his breath, but handed the sword to Rep. As soon as the hilt touched his hands, the entire blade lit up, shining with blinding intensity. Rep stumbled back, Blade falling to the ground. He struggled to pick it up, but The Sword was too heavy for him to lift. "Unintelligible? Help me pick this thing up. Unintelligible?" The revived Ookla was mumbling to himself, holding his head in his hands.

--

Unintelligible ran towards the ruins of a once-great city, cloak billowing out behind him. Nameless' voice rang in his head. "Unintelligible, stop this. You won't be able to get through to her. She's completely corrupted." Unintelligible stopped, turning to face the Narrator's disembodied voice. "That's not possible. Sequence would never accept the transformation." Nameless appeared in front of him, form faint. "She did. I saw it happen. Your faith in her is misplaced." Unintelligible glared at Nameless. "You don't know what you're talking about. I can't just let her face this alone. I have to save her." Nameless let out an exasperated sigh. "Why do you care so much? Is it because she practically runs your fan club? You scared of losing your publicity agent?" Unintelligible turned his back on Nameless, walking towards the city. "Maybe," he said softly, "It's because she believes in me." He looked down at the three beings gathered in the ruins, taking a deep breath and preparing to run in. "Wait!" Nameless' voice came from behind him, voice small. "At least- at least take this." Unintelligible turned, shocked to see Nameless holding out Shar towards him. "Your Sword?" Nameless nodded, face grim. "You'll still die, but- well, at least you'll have a chance."

--

Unintelligible shook his head. Memories were annoying. Why couldn't they all just come back at once? He walked over to Rep, lifting The Sword. Rep nodded in thanks. "All right. On the count of three, we cut our way out of here. Ready?"

Everyone smirked. "So, the legendary warrior returns. Well, we can't have that, n̵͖̟̈o̸͉͗̍ͅw̵̪̎ c̵͖͋à̵̩̯ņ̸̀ ̵̭̟̓w̸͕͛͘e̷̼̭͛͗?̴̩͌̒"  Everyone's eyes seemed to vanish, and darkness spiraled from their hands towards Unintelligible.

Edited May 12, 2022 by Sequence

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

7 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Rep watched as Unintelligible(?) swung Shar at the prison wall. The Sword bounced off, throwing sparks everywhere. "Look, it's not working. Something's wrong with that sword. Let me try." Unintelligible grumbled under his breath, but handed the sword to Rep. As soon as the hilt touched his hands, the entire blade lit up, shining with blinding intensity. Rep stumbled back, Blade falling to the ground. He struggled to pick it up, but The Sword was too heavy for him to lift. "Unintelligible? Help me pick this thing up. Unintelligible?" The revived Ookla was mumbling to himself, holding his head in his hands.

--

Unintelligible ran towards the ruins of a once-great city, cloak billowing out behind him. Nameless' voice rang in his head. "Unintelligible, stop this. You won't be able to get through to her. She's completely corrupted." Unintelligible stopped, turning to face the Narrator's disembodied voice. "That's not possible. Sequence would never accept the transformation." Nameless appeared in front of him, form faint. "She did. I saw it happen. Your faith in her is misplaced." Unintelligible glared at Nameless. "You don't know what you're talking about. I can't just let her face this alone. I have to save her." Nameless let out an exasperated sigh. "Why do you care so much? Is it because she practically runs your fan club? You scared of losing your publicity agent?" Unintelligible turned his back on Nameless, walking towards the city. "Maybe," he said softly, "It's because she believes in me." He looked down at the three beings gathered in the ruins, taking a deep breath and preparing to run in. "Wait!" Nameless' voice came from behind him, voice small. "At least- at least take this." Unintelligible turned, shocked to see Nameless holding out Shar towards him. "Your Sword?" Nameless nodded, face grim. "You'll still die, but- well, at least you'll have a chance."

--

Unintelligible shook his head. Memories were annoying. Why couldn't they all just come back at once? He walked over to Rep, lifting The Sword. Rep nodded in thanks. "All right. On the count of three, we cut our way out of here. Ready?"

Meanwhile, in his grave, Rond laughed.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm came back to where Rep and Unintelligible were to watch what would happen next.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Narrator Wizard joined Bookwyrm in watching.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Black tendrils of darkness that were somehow visible in the emptiness of the prison flowed from Everyone's now completely dark from towards Unintelligible and Rep.

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, Sequence said:

Everyone smirked. "So, the legendary warrior returns. Well, we can't have that, n̵͖̟̈o̸͉͗̍ͅw̵̪̎ c̵͖͋à̵̩̯ņ̸̀ ̵̭̟̓w̸͕͛͘e̷̼̭͛͗?̴̩͌̒"  Everyone's eyes seemed to vanish, and darkness spiraled from their hands towards Unintelligible.

Unintelligible(?) and Rep dashed towards the edge of the prison.

--

Unintelligible fought against a horde of withergeists, surrounded.

--

They raised the sword to strike, tendrils of darkness closing in around them.

--

Unintelligible gasped, opening his eyes. "Where am I?" The area around him was grey, as if covered in mist. "Oh storms, Sequence! Did I save her?" A voice spoke from behind him. "You did, and you did not. Sequence is free from the Witherlord's control, but she is not free of the Witherlord himself, and I suspect he will not take kindly to her refusal of his power." Unintelligible spun around, seeing a figure behind him. "Indeed. He will not be kind to her, I fear." Unintelligible clinched his fists. "Who are you?" The figure smiled. "That's not important. What's important is that I can give you another chance to save Sequence." Unintelligible looked up. "I'll take it."

--

Unintelligible brought The Sword down, cutting through the fabric of reality.

Edited May 12, 2022 by Nameless

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"That's a neat trick," said Thom as the rift appeared into reality.