The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

SENIOR GHANDERFLAFFLE MCGEE died of heart failure just then. Mythos was not invited to the funeral.

[NameIess]

Nomy the Necromancer revived all the armies that were destroyed in the war as his undead legion of doom

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Suddenly the witherlord was sucked through the paradox along with the skeins. 

Shadow groaned as the universe convulsed, some of the most powerful beings had been removed and now they were about to reap the consequences.

Chips started spewing everywhere. Glitchy video games erupted out of cakes. Multiverses exploded into confetti. plastic shards exploded everywhere. and worst of all, every McDonalds was destroyed in the area, did I say worst? I meant best.

the skiens do not currently exist, so they were not affected

43 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

The Bookwyrm, who though he was going on a quest, looked around on terror as randomness began to permeate the fabric of TLT. He took Found the Kitten and escaped to somewhere.

Meanwhile, Somepeople, who was not taking part in the war, screamed in confusion.

randomness is the fabric of TLT

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

randomness is the fabric of TLT

Very true. I should have seen this. Periods of stability ARE the anomalies.

Somepeople screamed again for no reason.

[NameIess]

The chaos was unusually thick, permeating everything. It began to coalesce, forming into the ultimate being of chaos.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Thom decided to end it by throwing a dagger at chaos

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Found the Kitten ate the ultimate being of chaos. He then returned to Someplace.

Edit: He also accidentally ate Thom's dagger.

Edited May 11, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

The chaos was unusually thick, permeating everything. It began to coalesce, forming into the ultimate being of chaos.

should we summon Chaos?

[NameIess]

The ultimate being of chaos was quite perturbed. The chaos was so strong that even he was subject to it. He resolved to make a petition.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos created a giant butterfly made of butter. 

Soulmover meanwhile was wondering if the quest was going to start yet.

 

Meanwhile, in a deep part of the void, Thaidakar's father awakened. He looked around, "where, where am I?" he saw a hole in reality, "finally." he went through it. 

Kelsier popped through the portal, "TLT has changed."

Thaidakar screamed, "FATHER!!!"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"TLT has changed."

 

"Oh no," said Bookwyrm from Someplace.

[NameIess]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

should we summon Chaos?

Storms no. He'd show up and be like "Please don't @ me for something as trivial as this."

A giant accidentally tripped and smashed kelsier flat.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Somepeople wondered where the giant had come from.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Storms no. He'd show up and be like "Please don't @ me for something as trivial as this."

A giant accidentally tripped and smashed kelsier flat.

fair.

The balancium converted into ordered-light energy, and remade the Skiens

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar hugged his father, "dad, it has been a thousand years."

His dad nodded, tears streaming down his face.

Thaidakar then looked up he said, "then it is time. my arc is complete." he held out his hand, he teleported himself to the witherlord. (I can't ping xino for some reason)

[NameIess]

They were immediately assailed by absolute chaos, threatening to rip their very souls asunder.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Found the Kitten, who had no idea what a Skien was, came out of Somewhere and ate one out of curiosity. He then returned to Somewhere.

Found the Kitten likes eating random creatures that appear, apparently.

Edited May 11, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This chaos can only be described as...

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Very Chaotic.

[NameIess]

Rep and co. huddled in their bunker, deparately trying to survive the storm of chaos that permeated the thread. "HOLD ON JUST A LITTLE LONGER GUYS! I THINK WE CAN MAKE IT!"

I can @ him for you Thaidakar. @xinoehp512 check out Thaidakar's previous post.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

3 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Found the Kitten, who had no idea what a Skien was, came out of Somewhere and ate one out of curiosity. He then returned to Somewhere.

Found the Kitten likes eating random creatures that appear, apparently.

the kitten is not able to eat the Skiens for several reasons. they are not where it is, they are elementals, and they are not currently manifest.

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Rep and co. huddled in their bunker, deparately trying to survive the storm of chaos that permeated the thread. "HOLD ON JUST A LITTLE LONGER GUYS! I THINK WE CAN MAKE IT!"

I can @ him for you Thaidakar. @xinoehp512 check out Thaidakar's previous post.

Alex maintained a shield around the bunker.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

5 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar hugged his father, "dad, it has been a thousand years."

His dad nodded, tears streaming down his face.

Thaidakar then looked up he said, "then it is time. my arc is complete." he held out his hand, he teleported himself to the witherlord. (I can't ping xino for some reason)

X's avatar stood on a cliff.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

the kitten is not able to eat the Skiens for several reasons. they are not where it is, they are elementals, and they are not currently manifest.

Oh.

Found the Kitten realized that he did not successfully eat a Skein after all.

[NameIess]

9 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Alex maintained a shield around the bunker.

Rep peeked out. "Guys? I think it might be ending. It's slowing down at least."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm sighed in relief. He hated storms, and chaos storms were worst of all.