The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Stomachspren was very confused, as it had never heard of a Stumachspren, and it could not understand the rock.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The rock then ate the stomach spren. the rock then tried to eat the quark beast from the inside out.

[NameIess]

But the rock and quarkbeast were eaten by a rather large crab.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The crab was named Adonalsium.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Its middle name was Brett.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Adonalsium Brett Crab Kholin. it had two middle names. it went by Crab. it was actually Spook's son.

[AonEne he/him]

And its favorite food was peanut butter. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Jiffy peanut butter to be exact. (thaidakar threw up, he hated anything peanut related) 

Adonalsium Kholin was the son of Spook, so he had a lot of problems, for one he was the son of Spook which meant his grandfather was none other than Thaidakar which was weird.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast vanished from the stomach of Adonalsium Kholin and appeared for an instant in the stomach of a bug, which promptly exploded, letting it free. The Quarkbeast had discovered the Stomachspren's ability - namely, teleporting from one stomach to another.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar laughed as he watched scenario. 

Mythos in the meantime realized a threat.

[NameIess]

A gigantic monster the size of a mountain was walking towards him. "¡MYTHOS! ¡TÚ MATASTE A MI PADRE, PREPARA MORIR"

Edited March 19, 2022 by Nameless

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast was very confused, because it couldn't understand spanish.

[NameIess]

Someone else translated it for the Quarkbeast. "You killed my father, prepare to die."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast was now confused and amused, because it had seen The Princess Bride.

[NameIess]

The giant monster was very angry.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos cocked his head, "I didn't kill your father! it was that guy over there." he pointed at Thaidakar who sputtered angrily.

[NameIess]

The giant monster didn't believe him, of course.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos rolled his eyes as he said, "did you have a funeral for him? why wasn't I invited?"

[NameIess]

The giant monster threw a boulder at him.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos dodged easily. He then flew behind the giant monster, stabbed it in the gut and threw it into a never ending chasm. He wiped his hands and sighed, that wasn't too bad.

[NameIess]

The monster rose from the chasm, eyes glowing with hatred. Strangely, it seemed smaller than before.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos shrugged as he killed it again, and again, and again. each time the monster came back it was smaller and smaller, until the hundredth time it was the size of Mythos' pinky finger. Mythos smiled as he threw it at Thaidakar. 

[NameIess]

The monster hovered in the air in front of Mythos. Then it grew to the size of a normal human, smiling, glowing with power.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast had somehow gotten ahold of a TV, and had managed to set it up to rewatch The Princess Bride.

[NameIess]

Mythos smashed through it, thrown by the monster.