The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

The person who Thaidakar was so scared of was none other than...

Doomslug the Destroyer.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone gasped. @Doomslug The Destroyer?! No wonder Thaidakar was scared...

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sat down in his chair, he stared at the card in his hand, it had saved him so many times, how many timelines were the tva dealing with now? 

Thaidakar turned on the tv and binge watched the office again while eating ice cream.

[Going_North_cal]

10 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar grabbed Mjiolnir and made a hole in the wall.

NOT AGAIN

Doomslug cursed from the Spiritual Realm as his opportunity for power closed in front of him.

He screamed, and the Spiritual Realm shook in the face of his wrath.

Edited February 21, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

NOT AGAIN

lol

Thaidakar fixed the wall then went back to watching the office, he sent his minions to fix everything that would happen in the future, he took more ice cream as he laughed at Scott.

[NameIess]

Nameless used his level 101 pickpocketing skills to steal Thaidakar's card, then ate it.

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug stood there, breathing heavily.

He calmed himself down and went back to waiting, waiting for the next opportunity.

But then, something came to his mind.

[NameIess]

Nameless handed Doomslug an infinite power medallion under the table.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar cried in anguish, "NO NAMELESS, THE WORLD IS DOOMED."

Thaidakar sighed as he cursed Nameless and the future. Thaidakar whispered, "we are doomed, this is the end then?"

Thaidakar then realized something, it was time.

Thaidakar pulled something out of his pocket, his last uno card. an uno skip.

Thaidakar pondered how to use it when

[NameIess]

Nameless skipped over to Thaidakar and heated the air to 15 million degrees Celsius, burning the card to a crisp. 

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug watched, in shock, as the medallion popped into the Realm.

He immediately understood its purpose, and grabbed it, tying it to his arm.

Power surged through his body, and he broke out of the Spiritual Realm, beginning his reign of terror once again.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sighed as he did something. he plunged night blood into Nameless and took all of his powers into himself, leaving Nameless twitching on the floor. 

Thaidakar took in a deep breath as he took the shard of Autonomy.

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug laughed at Thaidakar's attempt to gather power to stop him. With a snap of his fingers, Thaidakar and the Shard of Autonomy were reduced to less than atoms, less than quarks.

He continued to reign over the Cosmere, raining down fire and brimstone.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Dr Doofenshmirtz also known as Professor Time came and squirted Doomslug with soda reducing them to atoms.

Thaidakar laughed as he popped into existence again, the loophole had worked, the extra uno skip had worked just as planned, for right when Doomslug had done it he had used his card and escaped.

Thaidakar then turned Doomslug's atoms into a smoothie and drank it for breakfast. he made a rather large burp.

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug's soul fazed into the Spiritual Realm again, and Doomslug threw a massive tantrum as the Cosmere righted itself again.

Doomslug then took a long nap.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar laughed as he ascended to Adonalisium.

Adonalisium reached into the spiritual realm and seized Doomslug.

"Doomslug it is time."

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug watched in horror as the Spiritual Realm was torn open, and a God of All reached in and spoke to him.

"Time for what?" He whispered.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"It is time to show you."

Thaidakar, Adonalisium and god of all smiled, "Doomslug remember the city."

Thaidakar showed Doomslug 

EVERYTHING.

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug wept at the infinite scale of the Cosmere, at everything he had been about to destroy. Not just the Cosmere was out there, but also the Cytoverse, and all the other Universes past this one.

He wept, and knew.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sighed, "this is what I see now, we all were ignorant. there is so much I have to fix."

Thaidakar ended the extensive vision he had given Doomslug, "it is time to send you back, I have work to do."

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug was suddenly back in the Spiritual Realm, and the Realm seemed to glow... brighter than before. He had seen Infinity and Beyond. Intent, Connection, Everything.

His ignorance had truly been his downfall.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Thaidakar was sent a message.

Spoiler

"tis iz getin prtty sus ngl"  

it read. What was happening to TLT???

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar smiled sadly as he watched his friend, he realized there was something he could do for Doomslug.

Thaidakar gave them a body and a place to live.

Doomslug appeared in Kalithor rebuilt.

Thaidakar looked at the message and responded, it said, "I am happening to it."

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug was suddenly in Kalithor, the City of Second Chances. Although, in his case, this was Doomslug's more than second chance.

He wandered the streets, memories flooding his mind.

And he was at peace.

[NameIess]

Nameless popped up next to Adonalsium. "Hey there old chap, how's it going?" He smiled. Adonalsium crumpled into nothingness in an instant. Nameless turned towards Thaidakar, grinning, Nightblood shaped hole in his chest. "It seems you missed a few lessons on narrators. Don't worry, I'm here to continue your education."