The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Nameless ignored Thaidakar and continued sipping on his lemonade.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

thaidakar slapped Nameless and spilled his lemonade.

[NameIess]

Nameless continued ignoring him and pulled out a popsicle.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar bites popsicle from Nameless' hand.

[NameIess]

Nameless watched in satisfaction as Thaidakar collapsed to the ground due to poison, then shoved him under his towel with the other 3,724 people who had annoyed him and pulled out some more lemonade.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar, having spent the last fifty years immunizing against all types of poison and having pretended being affected jumps up and slaps Nameless in the face with a giant cod.

[NameIess]

Nameless stabbed Thaidakar in the gut and kicked him into the ocean for his pet sharks to eat.

[CryoZenith he/him]

Fortunately for Thaidakar, CryoZenith had bio-engineered all sharks to become herbivorous, and they peacefully swam besides Thaidakar, ignoring him.

Edited January 15, 2022 by CryoZenith

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Having very low pain tolerance, Sequence sat on the beach next to Nameless, sobbing pitifully from Mraize's slap. Sequence's potato and bean army stood at attention nearby.

Edited January 15, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

Nameless sighed. Of course they'd fight a war on his beach.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Still sniffling pathetically, Sequence pointed at Thaidakar and their army marched forward.

[CryoZenith he/him]

CryoZenith was famished after having missed dinner today, so the potato and bean army had perfect timing.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence started crying again. They had worked so hard on those! They had to purchase somewhere around 5,000 breaths to Awaken such an army.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar walked forward and slapped sequence in the face and grabbed sequence's feet and slammed him into Nameless and some potatoes.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence prepared to start crying again, but then they had a great idea. They gathered all of Voidspawn's shards, Void, oV, Phyliss ( who was Odium ), Bi, li, is, ip, ph, and er. They all attacked Thaidakar at the same time.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

The shards all somehow missed Thaidikar and hit Tim the janitor, who was sitting in a secluded corner of the beach watching and eating chocolate-covered-peanut-butter-pretzels-that-taste-like-strawberriesTM. He screamed and slapped nameless in the face because he was closest.

Edited January 15, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence quickly snatched up all the shards, apologized to Tim, and handed them to Nameless. "Your turn."

[NameIess]

Nameless skipped all the shards out onto the ocean. They quickly bounced out of site.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence stared at Nameless, then threw sand at Thaidakar.

[Experience he/him]

Sand threw Thaidakar at Sequence.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Facepalm bravely dived and intercepted the Thaidikar. Then they slapped Thaidikar, cause there was a lot of slapping going on and they didn't want to miss out.

[NameIess]

Nameless watched in satisfaction as the shards of Voidspawn finished their curve and came back around to obliterate Thaidakar's forces. He was getting better at putting a spin on those.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence was very happy that everyone was helping them destroy Thaidakar. They decided to hop over to Scadrial for a few minutes and make cupcakes made out of Mistwraiths for everyone.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Facepalm got to the Scadrial party first and made a speed bubble, then ate all the cupcakes.

[NameIess]

Nameless backstabbed everyone and stole all the shards of Voidspawn, including the one that was Odium, and absorbed them. With this newfound power, he broke the timespace continuum and ate all the cupcakes before Szeth did.