The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence sighed as they had to come up names for another split of Void. di immediately split again. This time into Phyliss and Bilisipher. Now there were four bits of the original Voidspawn mucking about across the stars. Void, oV, Phyliss, and Bilisipher.

[NameIess]

Then Phyliss had a great idea.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was so great, that no ideas could ever compete...

[NameIess]

He would eat...

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Three hundred pounds of…

Edited January 13, 2022 by Sequence

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The letter A.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?" Everyone asked. "Yes, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." Sequence replied. That would be a very difficult thing to eat, but everyone beleived in Phyliss.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, everyone was wrong.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Phyliss was only able to eat 299 pounds before ascending and becoming Odium.

[NameIess]

Everyone started screaming again.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Spoiler

Hey! That’s my job! *Angry Sequence noises*

Phyliss now being Odium, Bilisipher got jealous and wanted a Shard too.

[Voidspawn he/him]

So he threw a rock at a window.

[Experience he/him]

A Shatterspren decided to bond with him.

[Voidspawn he/him]

So Bilisipher gained the ability to Shatter anything. Knowing this, he decided to Shatter his brain.

Keep in mind the capital 'S'.

[NameIess]

This caused Bilisipher to Shatter into Bi, il, li, is, si, ip, ph, he, and er.

Edited January 14, 2022 by Nameless

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence screamed.

[NameIess]

Nameless screamed louder.

[Experience he/him]

The pieces of Bi, il, li, is, si, ip, ph, he, and er Shattered their shattering, remaking themselves.

[CryoZenith he/him]

Witnessing those events and realizing that shattering is not just a reversible process, but a time-reversible process, Khriss exclaimed, while hiding and observing nearby: "Well then, guess everything I knew was wrong."

Edited January 14, 2022 by CryoZenith

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Screaming all the while, Sequence removed Khriss from existence. No living being could witness the activities of TLT narrators and live to tell the tale.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar entered into godhood and ascended to SHARDHOOD. He moved his forces to combat Sequence in an all out war. Thaidakar blamed pineapple on pizza.

[CryoZenith he/him]

Thaidakar's declaration against pineapple on pizza was the drop that filled the cup of the cognitive concept of pineapple on pizza to gain sentience off its sheer size alone.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Never having been declared war on before, Sequence scrambled to find allies as they put together an army of sentient kidney beans and russet potatoes.

Edited January 14, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

Nameless sat back and relaxed on the beach, happy that this war, at least, seemed to have passed him over.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

but the war had not passed Nameless yet, Thaidakar asked Nameless if he would like to join he and his allies in war. Thaidakar sends Mraize to slap Sequence.