The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

He was eating pancakes and waffles at the same time.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone screamed.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Except Void, whose mouth was still full.

Edited January 11, 2022 by Voidspawn
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[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The pancakes and waffles in Void's mouth screamed as well. This caused a very unpleasant feeling. It was something like Void's teeth getting set on fire.

[NameIess]

Then Void split in half, forming dioV and Void. One of them liked pancakes, and the other waffles.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

All conflict that had ever taken place was resolved. That didn't stop the screaming, however.

[NameIess]

But the anvil did.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone screamed at the sight of the notorious “Anvil.”

[NameIess]

Right up until it hit the moon.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The moon screamed.

[NameIess]

And then it imploded.

[Experience he/him]

Into a silver hole.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Things were getting to chaotic. Literally everyone was screaming.

[NameIess]

But silver holes didn't eat anything but sound, so no one could hear anyone screaming.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone attempted to scream anyway.

[Voidspawn he/him]

And they succeded.

[NameIess]

They just didn't make any sound that they could hear.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Except Nameless heard all. He was overcome by the noise of everything screaming, and went deaf and his ears exploded.

[NameIess]

But he didn't need those anyways, so he didn't really care.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The other narrators watched Void battle Nameless with words, very entertained as they continued to silently scream.

[NameIess]

Nameless of course couldn't hear any of it, as his eardrums had burst.

[Experience he/him]

So he decided to smile pleasently instead of screaming.

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, dioV had decided to eat pancakes and waffles at the same time.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

That caused dioV to split again. This time into oV and di. This meant there were no three versions of the Original Voidspawn. Void, oV, and di. 

[NameIess]

Then di decided to eat da duo of pancakes and waffles once again. oV of course orated against this obviously odious objective, opting to honorably abstain from doing so.