The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Sigh...

All there is is darkness

[NameIess]

And despair.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

No one cares enough to do anything. I thought, maybe...

[NameIess]

Maybe what? That narrators would embrace plot to help you? Most of these don't even know who you are.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Nameless' usage of black highlighted text was deemed unsatisfactory by the Aerial Phenomena Enquiry Network, and was promptly cancelled.

Edited December 16, 2021 by Sequence

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Meanwhile, Hoid

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Was proven to be unsuccessful in 9/10 marketing campaigns.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Especially the one for the heart factory.

[NameIess]

So you look for help from those who don't know you and are surprised when they don't help? When we don't even know where you are?

[AonDoor he/him]

The heart factory was shut down... by Hoid. Little did the narrators know that that was his plan all along.

Well, now they know, but they didn't before.

[NameIess]

Now they would have to make their own new hearts. Or not. It didn't really matter unless they wanted it to.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everybody's usage of highlighted text was fired by the NBA, and was sent to work as a water carrier for the NHL.

[NameIess]

The NBA's constant firing of things was annoying. It was... "fired".

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The NBA's constant firing of things was very sad, and it joined the Navy to go fight dolphins on the south shores of potato.

[NameIess]

This resulted in the war of 57324.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the unintelligible said:

So you look for help from those who don't know you and are surprised when they don't help? When we don't even know where you are?

I look only to find what I have lost. What I have found before.

Edited December 16, 2021 by Ookla the Ash

[NameIess]

And what is that?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I’ll answer for them - BREADMUNKS!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone screamed, including the imprisoned prisoners of the prison of imprisonation.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Then this thread got imprisoned in the prison of imprisonation.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There was much screaming.

[NameIess]

And much bread.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth ate much of the bread.