The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight asks her to make the deciding vote about which football the thread is talking about, American or non-American.

[revelryintheart she/her]

American, of course, seeing as it is the superior sport.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight reverts the conversation to @Nameless, now that the matter is settled.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene hands Nameless a microphone. 

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight installs a podium for Nameless to use.

[NameIess]

Nameless shows up and mumbled something incoherent.

Edited September 13, 2021 by Nameless

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was a spell.

[AonEne he/him]

The sky turned red. 

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Everything died. Except Tim the Janitor.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene sighed, revived everyone including herself, and set the story going again. 

Tim had a biscut [sic] stand. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He sicced them on a passersby.

[NameIess]

The passerby sued him for assault with a deadly weapon.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

But the judge just assaulted the passerby with his gavel.

[NameIess]

So the passerby sued the judge too.

[Silva]

The judge sued the passerby for suing him.

[NameIess]

After years of lawsuits, the case finally went to Joe the impartial, supreme judge of all worlds, universes, and realities.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And of all judges that did not judge themselves.

[NameIess]

His backstory was very complex.

[AonEne he/him]

Joe decided that to decide the lawsuits, all involved parties had to fight to the death.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they decided to drop charges.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

So they had a backyard barbeque together.

[AonEne he/him]

If there were five grills and each grill could cook four steaks every picosecond, how many people would leave and go get Chinese food? 

[Knight of Iron she/they]

All of them. But Joe didn’t like Chinese, so he went somewhere else.

[NameIess]

He went to Mcdonalds.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

He ordered an ice cream cone, but the machine was broken.