The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar consumed listlessly.

[NameIess]

"That was poisoned, by the way."

[Knight of Iron she/they]

As he said this, a disgruntled McDonalds employee was suddenly also eaten by the whale.

[NameIess]

She handed X's avatar a hamburger.

[Mortals]

Steve the hamburger ate X’s avatar

[NameIess]

But he was allergic to depression and died.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

There was a funeral for both Steve and X's avatar.

[NameIess]

Everyone was sad.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar wasn't actually dead though.

[NameIess]

This didn't stop TLT from being enveloped by a third wave of depression.

[Mortals]

Zombie Steve ate all the depression

[NameIess]

Then he was eaten by happiness.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Happiness intended to destroy depression.

[NameIess]

But it ended up obliterating it instead.

[+Ed Venture]

Happiness could finally start taking over the universe, seeing as Steve had a supercomputer inside it

[NameIess]

But then Kaladin appeared.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Kaladin absorbed all the depression and became the Shard of Depression.

[NameIess]

But then Syl absorbed all the happiness and became the Shard of Happiness. Together, their powers canceled out and they turned back into normal people.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Syl was concerned that she no longer was a spren, but a normal person.

[NameIess]

Nameless was shocked that @Knight of Iron didn't think that a spren was a normal person.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight, summoned into the thread from beyond the fourth wall, was shocked that @Nameless considered spren people and not spren.

Edited September 8, 2021 by Knight of Iron

[NameIess]

Nameless was unsure as to why @Knight of Iron considered those two terms to be mutually exclusive.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight searches his dictionary to find the number one definition of person is a human being regarded as an individual, and finds that the way the word was intended to be used by @Nameless is not covered by any of his definitions. He shrugs.

[NameIess]

Nameless directs @Knight of Iron to a Rosharan dictionary.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight does not trust words not set in metal, and asks @Nameless if he could have a Scadrian copy of the Rosharan dictionary.

Edited September 8, 2021 by Knight of Iron