The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

They were purest evil, in other words.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Distilled from selfishness and hate.

[NameIess]

With a garnish of okra and the blood of innocents.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

And a glaze of orphan's tears and lost dreams.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

And frosted with a delicious lemoncello buttercream!

[Knight of Iron she/they]

They were working on another Madagascar sequel, this evil corporation.

[NameIess]

It would be even worse this time.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

It was also rumored to feature a multiverse to attempt to get in touch with that Marvel crowd.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the Marvel crowd only wanted to marvel at Marvel though

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So the corporation lost their marbles.

[NameIess]

But gained lots of green paper.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

They used the paper to make a green screen.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Then they painted it blue.

Edited August 27, 2021 by Knight of Iron
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[NameIess]

And then they made a sequel.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With red paper.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

And confetti.

[NameIess]

And blood.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Horseshoe crab blood.

[NameIess]

It was green.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because of poison.

[NameIess]

And lasers.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

It was a hit in the box office. They decided to make another sequel.

[NameIess]

But they ignored the plot, so everyone hated it.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Thia was now secondary to a real problem. A terrible sickness was spreading through the land. Even the great and almighty Stick was infected, making it go through an existential crisis. "I am a stick?!"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Thia was insulted by be called secondary.