The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

1 minute ago, Voidspawn said:

"But I've already been expelled," said Voidspawn/Voodoospoon/Impersonator-of-Hoid.

“Well, you’re getting doubly expelled.”

[+Doomstick he/him]

I am the principal.

Spoiler

bass player in my school orchestra.

 

[Voidspawn he/him]

Voidspawn ate a pair of dirty underpants, and then puked it all over the principal's head.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Voidspawn was triply expelled

[Voidspawn he/him]

Voidspawn pulled out an uno reverse card and became the principal. He ordered a spanking for Doomstick.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Doomstick pulled out his own uno reverse card.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick wondered why his grandfather was being summoned by a Narrator

[Voidspawn he/him]

Voidspawn used his second uno reverse card, and said, "UNO!"

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick played a draw four. "Green, UNO!"

[Voidspawn he/him]

Voidspawn played a 'Lose the game or draw 25' card.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Voidspawn had cheated, however, as drawing the cards caused his turn to be skipped. Stick played his green 0 and won.

I just lost the game

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Storm it you made me lose too

Voidspawn threw a tantrum because he didn’t win.

Edited May 7, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This resulted in three supernovae.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And the destruction of five planets, including Vax.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Vax, understandably, was not too peachy with this.

[+Doomstick he/him]

because all the Vaxish peaches were destroyed

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And so were all of Vax’s oragnes. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Meanwhile, Stick’s grandfather was running a pineapple stand in the sleazy part of the ghanderflaffle empire.

[+Doomstick he/him]

As the immortal Ghanderflaffle Emperor, he could do anything.

[Mortals]

Until he split into several mortals

[Kings_way he/they]

The seven mortals were named Uno, Dos, Quatre, Cinco, Six of the dusk, Hoid Jr. and Twenty-two.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Of the seven, Hoid Jr was of course the bad one.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He was the one who created Molehill Volcano

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And the surrounding area.

[Quivil]

Which then exploded in his face.