The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

(Unrelated to Dr. Who Octopus.)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Actually, he was related, just very distantly. Something like a 4th cousin 7 times removed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He used to be human.

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He was blessed with the body of an octopus by...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Octothorp.

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it was wearing a trench coat

[Mortals]

And was allergic to green paint

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Sweet lead paint.

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it was a delicacy

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But caused poisoning.

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and much rejoicing

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Was had from its deletion.

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even though it was delicious

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because of the death.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Of capitalist oppression.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Due to lowering of cognitive capacity.

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of your mother

[Jaywalk he/him]

And her cousin’s ex-boyfriend’s orphaned dog.

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it was a chihuahua 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A large chihuahua.

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it was 10 Smoots tall

[The Technovore he/him]

A Smoot being the length between the tip of the Octothorp's beak and the tip the Octothorp's anomalously incomprehensible apendage.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A few centimeters or so, depending on the size of the screen.

[The Technovore he/him]

Suddenly, a new plot appeared! It was comprehensible, with characters, story, conflict, and triumph, but mostly lots and lots of--

[+Doomstick he/him]

But that was irrelevant