The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Ohioans twitched.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But they realized that it was bad spelling, not bad grammar.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And so they charged!

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

their lasers

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With sun

[+Doomstick he/him]

Sun beans

[xinoehp512 he/him]

From sun beanstalks.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they grew on the sun

[The Technovore he/him]

Technovore decided to save Dii and X from their eternal game of narrative ping-pong and chime in.

They shot their sun-bean sun-grown lasers at the CORN.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because the sun beanstalks on the sun were stalking the CORN

[Jaywalk he/him]

The Central Orbiting Recursive Nation, that is.

[The Technovore he/him]

Completely different from Illinois CORN, the Central Orbiting Recursive Nation was an infinite loop of self-referential bureaucracy and non-euclidean urban architecture IN SPACE.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

(That was just emphaisized, not an acorynym.)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Acorynyms were new Ghanderflafle tech

[The Technovore he/him]

Because the Ghanderflafle Imperium was ascending

[xinoehp512 he/him]

(They were rebranding.)

[The Technovore he/him]

They used to be the Ghanderflafle Empire, but then when the Ghanderflaffles soundly defeated them in the Ghander-Bander 1423 ps. Intercosmere Olympics, they were forced to change the name.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They hired a breadmunk consultant.

[+Doomstick he/him]

who hired a breadmonk consultant

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Who forward the request up the chain of command.

[The Technovore he/him]

The Chain of Command held the Dawnshard of Narrative Consistency.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A power to be used only sparingly and in times of great distress.

[+Doomstick he/him]

also known as never

:P

[xinoehp512 he/him]

to certain individuals.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Then the aforementioned Ohioans declared war.