The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But coming from outside of time would not be free of consequences.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It started aging again

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A hundred days passed in the span of one, trapping everyone in a time-loop.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But that didn't matter, seeing as the planet was tidally locked, making a day infinitely long

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Instead, everything happened a hundred times at once.

[The Technovore he/him]

This had disastrous consequences for the Cult of Mars Bars

[+Doomstick he/him]

they prided themselves on their self control

[Caratacos Olympiodoros]

yet their definition of self control was to control their body to withstand copious amounts of Mars Bars.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and they ate 100 at once!

[The Technovore he/him]

This was fine because their bodies had no blood.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but their image was ruined

[The Technovore he/him]

The Cult of of the 3 Musketeers defeated them through a clever smear campaign and planted evidence.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but the cult of the Peanut M&Ms and the cult of the M&Ms Peanut clashed

[Caratacos Olympiodoros]

 instead of blood however, the cult of the three musketeers contained thick-ittm,  a drink that was like water, but thick, and goopy. this led to many problems, such as slower movement, and sleep apnea.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And thus, the Chocolate Wars began.

[The Technovore he/him]

It started with a three-pronged assault on Hershey, Pennsylvania.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Mars candies had allied into a single coalition.

[The Technovore he/him]

Their combined strength quickly overwhelmed both Hershey and Willy Wonka.

[Caratacos Olympiodoros]

at the battle of Hershey, 13 drummers died by suffocation, while 300 Hersheyians were brutally murdered in their sleep. the M&M Peanuts and the Peanut M&M's had joined together to fight of the Hersheyians and the Cult of Three Musketeers, who were allied against the Mars candies and Peanut M&M's of Peanut. the battle lasted 40 hours, mostly due the slow movement of the Three Musketeers. (their blood was Thick-ittm)

[The Technovore he/him]

But it all changed when the scientists at Ferrero Roche found a way to make Thick-ittm into a combustible comestible.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This caused the Order of the Milky Way to fall on the traitorous Cult of Three Musketeers and deal much damage.

[Caratacos Olympiodoros]

the Twix, an impartial group, took it upon themselves to heal the wounded, setting up caramel/nougat transfusion tents and creating safe area for the wounded to rest and perhaps read the latest edition of Nutrition Facts, a fashion magazine. they were regarded as the true heroes of the Chocolate Wars, and to this day, many doctors are Twix, due to the nature of their elders experience in the war.

Edited January 28, 2021 by Caratacos Olympiodoros

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the unbolded text was a lie.

[Caratacos Olympiodoros]

so it became bolded. and thus became true

 

Edited January 28, 2021 by Caratacos Olympiodoros

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Except it was merely a historical fabrication. Twix had always been allied with the Mars Coalition.