The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

I’m almost 1300 pages old!

which was hard to do because her mouth was made of bacon

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But Lift was a moody teenager, so she made it work.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Then Lift kicked/Slicked Jasnah into a pot of boiling oil.

Edited January 20, 2021 by Voidspawn

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She was possessed by...

[+Doomstick he/him]

Them Dang Potaters

[+Doomstick he/him]

Them Dang Potaters

[Mist she/her]

As well as double posting. Jasnah started saying everything twice.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Get back here at once, young woman!"
"Get back here at once, young woman!"

[Voidspawn he/him]

But Jasnah drowned in the 1 foot deep oil before she could say anything else.

Edited January 20, 2021 by Voidspawn

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jasnah sued for this outrage.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Cephandrius appeared and asked what happened to his fiancée. Kelsier explained that his wife was killed. Cephandrius Splintered him for that.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which was a bit of a headscratcher, since Kelsier wasn't a Shard.

[Voidspawn he/him]

But Cephandrius had the Dawnshards, and threatened the narrator when he tried to do something about it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X was irritated at this challenge to his authority.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Cephandruis no longer had the Dawnshards.

[Mist she/her]

Instead they were guarding Oathgates

[Voidspawn he/him]

Cephandrius Worldhopped to Earth, stole the Infinity Stones, then Snapped X out of existence.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X denied him.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because there were no Infinity Stones, only 27 Finite Stones.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Suddenly, Breadmunks.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because doritos.

[Ashbringer he/him]

This notplotline sounds familiar, a voice says.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

As did many things on TLT.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because of a chicken 

[Mist she/her]

That was imagining the story.