The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The moo ducks formed a battalion.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

And in perfect formation, they performed the Symphony of Moo. 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

It caused the critics who were listening to break into tears of admiration. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It gave the moon god monkey so many silver straws that he suddenly now had the power to house all the bloons and bunnies.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Trapping them for eternity.

[NameIess]

Inside the moon.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Allowing the monkeys to bounce back.

[NameIess]

It was a good thing they reproduced asexually by eating bananas.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Soon, however, they ran into a problem.

[NameIess]

They were out of bananas.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So they tried eating bandanas

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it just wasn't the same.

[NameIess]

So they decided that the only logical choice was to start a war with the Ghanderflaffles.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Who had, in the mean time, eradicated the Flaffles that dared to rebel against them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Except for a rebel splinter group, who sided with the monkeys.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Those were the Aethaflaffles

Edited January 9, 2021 by AonDii

[NameIess]

Somehow, against all odds, the monkeys and rebel Aethaflaffles. won.

Edited January 9, 2021 by Nameless

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They decided to set up their own empire.

[NameIess]

And they called it the Aethaflafflemonkey.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was ruled by the Moon God.

[NameIess]

The Aethaflaffles were happy about this.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Given the Moon God's previous successes.

[NameIess]

And also considering that the Moon God was very lenient about taxes.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Since it could produce silver from nothing.

[NameIess]

But then silver became useless.