The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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At the end of which time he would destroy the universe

 

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of cyanide which he found himself in.

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So the intern worked his butt off for free (and was very not amused when he found that out).

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Luckily it didn't matter, since his cousin escaped anyways.

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To Canada, where he practiced the ancient art of...

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Airsmithing.

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Which also paid nothing.

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As most were hesitant to accept air as a form of currency.

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Inflation was a real problem

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It caused the economy bubble to burst.

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And all its inhabitants plummeted into the abyss.

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...al plains.

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Of oblivion.

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This was where the Ghanderflaffle Empire went before it rose.

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(They were there a lot)

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it was also where the Ghanderflaffle Empire went before it lillied.

Edited December 13, 2020 by Ookla the Rhadamanthine

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Meanwhile, there was a plot to assassinate the Prime Minister of the ghanderflaffle empire.

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but first the Philiander-Ghanderflaffles rebelled

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Peacefully.

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they were litterally eating a piece of the Ghanderflaffle Empire

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It was dislicious.

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The assassination plot was going through.

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The plum was in the pudding!

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Mmm, pudding, thought Everyone.

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(It was a metaphorical pudding)