Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted December 10, 2020 Posted December 10, 2020 Narrator Charcoal returned to TLT once more. He had a secret task given to him.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted December 10, 2020 Posted December 10, 2020 Sams the ostrich looked at him suspiciously.
NameIess Posted December 10, 2020 Posted December 10, 2020 Nameless trailed after the treeghost gloomily.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted December 10, 2020 Posted December 10, 2020 53 minutes ago, Ookla the Reserved said: Sams the ostrich looked at him suspiciously. Narrator Charcoal smiled and disappeared in a cloud of chalk.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted December 10, 2020 Posted December 10, 2020 Sams was relieved. It was just one of his hallucinations.
+Doomstick he/him Posted December 10, 2020 Posted December 10, 2020 But he didn't have any hallucinations!
xinoehp512 he/him Posted December 10, 2020 Posted December 10, 2020 He merely thought he did due to the chaotic nature of the world he lived in.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted December 10, 2020 Posted December 10, 2020 A day was half a day. A year was half a year. And a life was half a life.
+Doomstick he/him Posted December 10, 2020 Posted December 10, 2020 in other words, spacetime was contracting
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted December 10, 2020 Posted December 10, 2020 (edited) "Just sign here," said the seedy contractor. Yes, yes. That's it. Soon you will be all mine spacetime! AHAHAHAHA-ACK-COUGH-COUGH-SPLUTTER. Hairball. Edited December 11, 2020 by Ookla the Groovy
AonEne he/him Posted December 11, 2020 Posted December 11, 2020 "DON'T SIGN," Narrator Ene screamed in dramatic slow motion.
Silva Posted December 11, 2020 Posted December 11, 2020 Narrator Ene's comment was interpreted as a warning not to use sign language.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted December 11, 2020 Posted December 11, 2020 Luckily, the contract was incinerated regardless.
NameIess Posted December 11, 2020 Posted December 11, 2020 Because the Ghanderflaffle empire was rising. And everyone knows that ghanderflaffles despise seedy contractors. and contracts. and paper.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted December 11, 2020 Posted December 11, 2020 The seedy contractor was annoyed. All he had wanted was seeds for his newest venture.
NameIess Posted December 11, 2020 Posted December 11, 2020 And now he was being dragged to a stake, where he could either renounce his seedy contractor ways, or burn
Silva Posted December 11, 2020 Posted December 11, 2020 He decided to renounce his seedy contractor ways and become a grainy contractor instead. 1
NameIess Posted December 11, 2020 Posted December 11, 2020 A profession that was looked highly upon by the ghanderflaffles. he was escorted away from the stake and given a large sum of money to aid in starting his new business.
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted December 11, 2020 Posted December 11, 2020 His first order of business (no pun intended) was to petition for paper to be legal again.
Silva Posted December 11, 2020 Posted December 11, 2020 However, this was just for edible paper--inedible paper remained illegal.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted December 11, 2020 Posted December 11, 2020 But that was irrelevant.
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