The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

(thecrushoftheparentheseshaddestroyedspacesandpunctuationwasnext)

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

(Luckilyanearbymonkeywasstrongenough to push  them  back.   )

The bunker was ascend!

Edited December 3, 2020 by Ookla the Groovy
I meant to say saved, but it autocorrected to ascend. I think I’ll keep it this way.

[+Doomstick he/him]

[the brackets had won]

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

[A.C. declared bankruptcy]

[xinoehp512 he/him]

[In a last ditch effort, Jones detonated a bomb]

{It blew out the sides}

[+Doomstick he/him]

_,they cracked and fell off,_

[xinoehp512 he/him]

...falling into pieces...

[Shard of Reading he/him]

And disigtegrated

[+Doomstick he/him]

...which was a Ghander word for turning transparent...

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

 it was often confused with the word snorkel

[+Doomstick he/him]

The brackets finally disappeared

[Jaywalk he/him]

To their bunker under the pineapple under the sea.

[NameIess]

Where they all died.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they were allergic to pineapple

[Jaywalk he/him]

And sponges.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And, not to be forgotten, water.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which was highly corrosive.

[+Doomstick he/him]

to the Salty Overlords

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

They ruled over their kingdom with an, er, salty fist. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was a rocky rulership.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they farmed onions

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And chili peppers.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Sodium decided to turn yellow

Edited December 4, 2020 by Ookla the Rhadamanthine

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Chlorine was horrified.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So she decided to turn purple, blue, green, orange, and red