The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

You see, She’s lighting abilities often numbed the mind.

[+Doomstick he/him]

She was also good at sound stuff.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And taste stuff.

[Turtle they/them]

And so She busted the poor turducken out of jail.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

With explosions. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The turducken was still less than impressed, however.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Mostly because it had been cooked in the explosion. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It refused to ask the lightning goddess out on a date.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Which resulted in... interesting events.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless jumped back in shock when he saw SoT’s new profile pic.

Edited October 25, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I changed it like 6 times, because I had spent a ton of time editing it, she says. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar was astonished!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Anyway...

The Lightning Goddess came up with a plan.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was a simple plan.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

On paper, that is. In execution... not so much.

[NameIess]

She decided to kill everyone on the planet with lightning except for the turducken.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But first, she needed...

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

a 25 horse-power blow dryer.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

She asked her friend for one.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Her friend was reluctant, however. Theirs was brand new.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

So she had no choice, but to turn to ebay. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That looked out over the eocean.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Where the eboats went in voyages for the efish.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And, most importantly, where the egoods were imported. 

[NameIess]

A shifty-looking guy from the ebay opened his coat to reveal several hair-dryers of various kinds.