The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Chasmgoat he/him]

It also gave the target advantage on wisdom checks and saves

[+Doomstick he/him]

and any roll of 10 or higher automatically succeeds

[Chasmgoat he/him]

except for 21

[Mist she/her]

Because the wisdom-inator malfunctioned because of the number 21. Number 21 made technology malfunction.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

such as the ancient technological rock of...

[+Doomstick he/him]

its self destruct button was the 21st ever created

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Beetle the Merchant.

I think I ninja’d a ninja?

As you can see, the ancient technological rock of its self destruct button was the 21st one to create Beetle the Merchant.

Edited October 14, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Ninjasattackedthethread.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

19 of the 21 Beetles fled in panic.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

But two others saved up to 15% or more on car insurance...

By using Geico! 

[Mist she/her]

I just found this. I read old threads. Don't post, though. It's a serious necro

Geico decided to start battling the ninajs.

Edited October 14, 2020 by Mist

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Then the Beatles arrived to fight the ninjas. With Beadle.

Edited October 14, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[+Doomstick he/him]

there was a needle

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

AAAAAAAAH! I’ve been spelling it wrong! I feel so ashamed...

Thank you for saving me Truthless.

Now the battle could really begin.

And I’ve been ninjad. I’m only managing to help the other side 

Edited October 14, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Mist she/her]

A sewing battle. The seamstress ninja came to the front.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

My pleasure. On the bright side, now we have three Be(etles)(atles)(eadles) running around the thread.

The Beatles began playing Revolution to inspire battle rage in the hearts of all the Beetles. They took heart and charged towards the ninjas. Beadle attempted to sell one ninja his wares.

Edit: More ninjas joined the fray.

Edited October 14, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Ninjas in white

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

They were the seamstress ninja’s most devious invention.

[Mist she/her]

 

21 minutes ago, Mist said:

I just found this. I read old threads. Don't post, though. It's a serious necro

Geico decided to start battling the ninajs.

 

4 minutes ago, I Am A Fish said:

 

TLPW! TLPW!

I didn't mean post there. :facepalm:

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, Mist said:

 

 

I didn't mean post there. :facepalm:

Sorry for causing @Frustration

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick's quest then took him to...

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A pawnshop

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Where he met %@$&*! the great.

That is his actual name

[I Am A Fish he/him]

%@$&*! fell of a building an fell into a see of sharks...

And was eaten by a giant fish! He should've checked his insurance

[Chasmgoat he/him]

He, the pawnshop, was a sentient pawnshop.