The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

Who, me? It's a reference to Calamity.

[censored] didn't want to tell them.

[+Doomstick he/him]

which is why they were trying to figure it out

I need to reread reckoners

[Condensation she/her]

I really enjoy that series. It's probably my favorite non-Cosmere work by Brandon Sanderson.

[censored] was willing to explain it to [Redacted], but not to the giant brains.

[Mist she/her]

The brains reached the top of the hill, where they found

[Condensation she/her]

The true identity of [CENSORED]!

[+Doomstick he/him]

but that could only be revealed using sound waves

[Mist she/her]

Her name was ........... It was amazing. So beautiful. T heard that [censored]'s identity was at the top of the hill and rushed up there.

[Condensation she/her]

But it wasn't [censored]'s identity, it was [CENSORED]'s identity.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but someone had stabbed [CENSORED] with a duralumin spike!!!

[Condensation she/her]

Narrator H gasped. "How terrible!"

[Mist she/her]

Goodness. Double posting, Doomstick? How could you?

T thought she heard something. It must have been the sound waves. T was disappointed by the lack of identity.

Edited September 22, 2020 by Mist

[Condensation she/her]

Then T's identity was stolen!

[+Doomstick he/him]

THEN THE S APPEARED!

[Mist she/her]

She called out, surprised. "What was that? I felt something weird."

[+Doomstick he/him]

but nobody knew what that wa

[Condensation she/her]

ter really was. They weren't sure if it had anything added to it, or if it was purely water.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they also didn't know if it was wet or not

[Mist she/her]

Purely water was offended. "You can't identify me?!?"

[Condensation she/her]

Or which had come first, the chicken or the chicken egg.

[Mist she/her]

"And now you're just talking about chickens." Purely Water sulked away.

[+Doomstick he/him]

or if gravitons exist

[Mist she/her]

Did they? No one knew. So of course, they decided to ask No One.

[Condensation she/her]

Or if dad jokes were funny at all. Spoiler, most of them aren't.

[+Doomstick he/him]

except since Schrodinger was standing there when that was stated, most of them were funny

[Mist she/her]

Am I invisible?

I do know I'm tired, although I'm not too tired, like a bicycle.