The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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it was a design flaw because

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The fuse tended to go out randomly.

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and catch fire

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...Which wasn't all that bad of a design flaw, come to think of it.

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it was a heater

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And meant to detonate explosions.

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it was actually intentional

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But nobody talked about that.

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Instead, they talked about

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the rising ghanderflaffle empire

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Which wasn't actually the ghanderflaffle empire, as almost everyone from the original was dead.

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Instead, it was the

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Collection of individuals that had decided that they wanted some free fame and notoriety.

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The CoITHDTTWSFFaN, as they were commonly known, loved free fame and notoriety.

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But they weren't good at living up to their stolen reputation.

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so they made a website!

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Instead of being an annoyingly slow website, the website

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Decided to be annoyingly fast.

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because it was a gif

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That made total sense.

So it could decide which speed it wanted to go.

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it went too fast to see

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Which was annoying, as was stated earlier.

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But it deserved stating again.

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because it was annoying

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As had been stated previously.