The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid munched on the popcorn on the ground. "Mm. This is good."

[Jaywalk he/him]

And then a purple dinosaur walked in.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C. began to have a panic attack.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Barney squealed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

As someone squeezed him.

[+Doomstick he/him]

stick was two years old

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger panicked (he was good at that) and summoned his biplane in the middle of the room/truck/prison cell.

[Turtle they/them]

Which, of course, destroyed the room truck thing.

we need a name for this place. Room truck? Truck room?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And thus the need for christening it disappeared.

[NameIess]

Nameless drew Shar and flew away.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Into a wall.

 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was incredibly comedic.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In fact, it was part of a hidden camera show.

[Jaywalk he/him]

As was every tape of Nameless sleeping at night.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

(He snored)

[Jaywalk he/him]

He had an avid fanbase that he had no idea about.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But he would soon find out.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Mr. Nameless?” a young girl asked as he walked down the street. “May I have your autograph?”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nameless inquired as to why.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Someone stepped on his toe.

[Experience he/him]

It was an unnoticeable ant that nobody noticed.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Until someone did.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because it was a famous ant.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger decided to fly around in his biplane to get a better look at the ant.

[Jaywalk he/him]

This helped nothing.