The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Butt liked collapsing kingdoms. This was the first one to literally collapse though.

[+Doomstick he/him]

His Kingdom was the name of Butt’s Farming company that was threatened by them dang potaters

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger used WorldEdit to start Pasting Butt's kingdom everywhere so he could collapse it more.

[NameIess]

Nameless took it upon himself to destroy those kingdoms.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Author F starts jamming out to Hamilton. "So he knows what to do in a trench; ingenuitive, and fluent in french, I mean..."

[+Doomstick he/him]

There was a cat

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With a sandwich.

Fadran, are you going to keep going with this Author stuff?

@Channelknight Fadran

[Channelknight Fadran]

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Fadran, are you going to keep going with this Author stuff?

@Channelknight Fadran

By which you mean...?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It's simply confusing, as I am Author Fate, which is a rather similar name.

[Channelknight Fadran]

I am Author Fadran. I can stick to that name if it'll make things less confusing.

[NameIess]

Author          began watching Hamilton with Author F

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

I am Author Fadran. I can stick to that name if it'll make things less confusing.

I thought that you were Narrator Fadran

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, Bowser had kidnapped Mario again.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And forced him to can cherries.

[NameIess]

With a screwdriver.

[Channelknight Fadran]

4 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

I thought that you were Narrator Fadran

Author, narrator, dungeon master... anything works.

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Meanwhile, Bowser had kidnapped Mario again.

The Toads begged Princess Daisy to save their beloved plumber!

[NameIess]

But Luigi went instead.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Author, narrator, dungeon master... anything works.

Narrator is the generally agreed-upon term. X will be sad if you don't use it.

Because Daisy was busy fighting vampires.

Edited July 29, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Narrator is the generally agreed-upon term. X will be sad if you don't use it.

But Daisy was busy fighting vampires.

Vampires are for wussies. It's a giant freaking turtle who kidnapped a plumber, for pete's sake!

[+Doomstick he/him]

3 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Author, narrator, dungeon master... anything works.

The Toads begged Princess Daisy to save their beloved plumber!

Author and Narrators are very different 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Except that the vampires Daisy was fighting were actually giant vampire turtles.

[NameIess]

With an immunity to sunlight.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Due to their excessive consumption of sunscreen.

[NameIess]

And the fact that they could breath fire.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That is, they could make fire have breath.