The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But he should have been.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick decided to translate:

”Author Deus Explained the meaning of Author to be [a] being higher than [a] Narrator. Authors do not interfere with [the] Longest Thread normally.”

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless understood, but pretended he didn’t.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So that nobody would try and make him explain it.

[NameIess]

Nameless explained that tier lists were pretty much completely arbitrary. But people would get mad at you if you ignored it.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Schrodinger both understood and didn’t understand

[NameIess]

Nameless considered killing Schrodinger.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He also didn’t consider it.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger laughed that Nameless wasn't afraid of Cognitive Shadows, converted all the Cognitive Shadows into Quantum Shadows, then pulled Nameless's pants into the Quantum Realm as payback.

As a Ganondorf main, Schrodinger mostly understood that tier lists were arbitrary and useless, and returned Nameless's pants in gratitude.

[NameIess]

Nameless realized that Schrodinger wasn't a narrator.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Schrodinger was also a Narrator

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger didn't have a role on the tier list (yet) as he was just here to mess with reality.

[NameIess]

Nameless realized that because he and Stick had directly contradicted each other, the only option was to duel. In the horneater fashion. (Minus the alcohol.)

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger thought a Horneater duel was solely alcohol, and wondered what Nameless was trying to do.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Or that Schrodinger was both a narrator and not a narrator

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

But that was irrelevant.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because them Dang Potaters has risen against Butt’s new farming company

[NameIess]

Nameless decided that Schrodinger also had 50% of the power of Brandon Sanderson himself, and as such was the most powerful being on the shard.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger wondered how Nameless intended to duel everyone who contradicted him when Schrodinger's abilities made reality contradict itself. But he decided that if the duels were Horneater duels that didn't involve alcohol, little harm could be done.

[NameIess]

Nameless decided not to insult Schrodinger anymore.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt was in distress

[NameIess]

His kingdom had decided that he was a dictator and thrown him out.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger Copy and Pasted his kingdom in the caves below his first kingdom.

[NameIess]

Which caused the entire thing to collapse. (They were big on chasms in Butt's kingdom)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

14 more to go.

Edited July 29, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar