The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Literally and not literally. (They were still suffering from some Schrodinger side effects).

[Ashbringer he/him]

Suddenly the voice of Schrodinger echoed across the planet, as if the scientist had momentarily dropped from his newfound quantum state using the power of a single bar of cell service, saying:

“Did you ever hear the story of Darth Plageuis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.”

“It’s also ironic that Nameless could save others from death, but not himself. But that’s besides the point.”

[NameIess]

Nameless decided that he needed to talk to the expert directly. He went over to TST to talk to Nameless.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald became lonelier than ever. Even the ninjas had gone.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Jimmy walked up to him. “Hi! Would you like to defuse a bomb today?”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald glumly agreed.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Jimmy led him over to a bomb with big red numbers reading “2:37” on the front, counting down one second at a time. Jimmy handed Gerald a pair of wire cutters. “Come on! It’ll be fun! You just cut the red wire! Or maybe it was the green one...”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald cut the correct wire.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The wire punched him in retaliation. “What the heck was that for?” the wire cried out.

Edited July 24, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Because," said Gerald.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Makes sense,” Jimmy said as the wire sparked in frustration. On the bright side, the numbers on the bomb had disappeared.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It had been destroyed by Gerald's overpowering logic.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Only the wire remained

[NameIess]

So it promptly exploded.

[Emi she/her]

And everyone were happy!

Edited July 24, 2020 by Emi

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Except the wire, but that was irrelevant.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because blue was the new green.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And green was the new maroon.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

And Maroon was the new 5.

[NameIess]

And 5... Wanted to be 5 again. So it tied on a bandana.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Thus bringing itself back into style.

Edited July 24, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Style disliked this however

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

This disliked Style right back.

[NameIess]

So 5 made a plot to kill Style. It had five parts.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The first part was turning on CAPS LOCK.