NameIess Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 Then Nameless pointed the cats and Schrodinger to Dr. Who Octopus, and they went off to annihilate the one who had launched terrible cat food at them.
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 Just curious, has anything trendy/significant happened since, oh, around page 1071? Wanna make sure I'm up to date. Who was, sadly, allergic to cats.
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 Fortunately, only 0.04% of the felines sent to annihilate him and his cousin were saber-toothed.
Silva Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 However, the species would prove to be the least of their worries.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 And therefore exploded on contact with blood.
Ashbringer he/him Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 (edited) About all of the cats were simultaneously saber-toothed and non-saber-toothed, thanks to Schrödinger's influence over them. Unfortunately for the cats, this only delivered a partial allergic reaction, as the quantum mechanics broke down and failed to make the Giant Krkaneator both allergic and non-allergic, and being saber-toothed did not make them the large size of the traditional saber-toothed tiger. The cats also simultaneously had and didn't have Glassshardblades, which made them much less effective. I'm trying to enter this as Schrodinger, the master of cats and quantum mechanics, but who knows how that will go... probably fantastic and horrible simultaneously Aaaaaand Ninja'd!! Edited July 22, 2020 by Ashbringer
NameIess Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 Except for the (at mininum) 400,000 saber-toothed tigers.
Ashbringer he/him Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 Which were simultaneously squashed and unsquashed, which made them slightly squished and very mad.
NameIess Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 But also not mad. Which balanced out to make them frustrated. And not frustrated. Which balanced out to......... Long story short, they weren't mad. 1
Ashbringer he/him Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 (edited) "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Schrödinger said. "I just gave you all the gift of semi-immortality! Sure, you could possibly be in agonizing pain for the next few years, but it wears off! Trust me, I know!" He gulped. "Besides, it was that guy who attacked you!" Schrödinger thought this might be a good time to become here and not here. Edited July 22, 2020 by Ashbringer
NameIess Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ashbringer said: Schrödinger thought this might be a good time to become there and not there. Which balanced out to him being 50% there. Which balanced out to him being 25% there. Which balanced out to him being 12.5% there. Which balanced out to him being 6.25% there. Which balanced out to him being 3.125% there. Which balanced out to him being 1.5625% there. Which balanced out to him being 0.78125% there. Which balanced out to him being 0.390625% there. Which balanced out to him being 0.19195325% there. Which balanced out to him being 0.09765625% there. Which balanced out to him being 0.048828125% there. Which balanced out to him being 0.0244140625% there. Which balanced out to him being 0.01220703125% there. Which balanced out to him..........
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 Suddenly all the scientists of the world flocked together to avenge the saber-tooth tigers
NameIess Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 Because everyone who got near Schrodinger began decaying in a manner remarkably similar to radioactive decay. Except that it was much faster.
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