The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It did incredible on Broadway.

[+King of Herdaz he/him]

The theaters were wrecked

Edited June 16, 2020 by King of Herdaz

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But sales were so high, it didn't matter.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

But then, in a single glorious moment, a fiery dragon exploded into the air.

[+King of Herdaz he/him]

Continuing the explosive theme until a highstorm hit

[Silva]

The highstorm was not planned.

[Jaywalk he/him]

There was a flying pig in the midst of the storm.

[BringerOfLight]

Suddenly, every world in the multiverse regained power.

[Mat he/him]

Because of the flying pig.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And its incredible conductive power.

[Mat he/him]

Of WiFi connection and static electricity.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The heads of the Worlds Facility decided to thank it by not turning it into bacon.

[Silva]

Then they promptly forgot and turned it into bacon anyways.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The pig was understandably miffed.

[Mat he/him]

"OINK!" it squealed, to voice its displeasure before the deed was done.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The ghostly exclamation whispered in the minds of all who partook.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The bacon was previously sick, therefore it was cured

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the ghost of the pig would haunt the World Facility for years to come.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Eventually, it possessed one of the workers, with the intent to cause havoc.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It hatched a devious plan to replace all the pigs with potatoes.

[Jaywalk he/him]

German potatoes.

[Silva]

It failed miserably.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They all got turned into French potatoes instead.

[BringerOfLight]

"Mes amis!" said one of the potatoes. "What happened? Who turned us into les pommes de terre? They shall pay!"

And the potatoes went off to take vengeance on whoever turned them into a monstrosity.

[Mat he/him]

Along the way they encountered a flying-purple-people-eater.