The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was surprisingly effective.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But he wasn't expecting a land shark.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Neither were the beachgoers.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But they had come prepared.

[Silva]

They had sunscreen.

[Mat he/him]

And surfboards.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And extremely pointy beach umbrellas.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And, of course, thermonukes disguised as towels.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They were the absolute necessity if one was going to hitchhike 

[Lunamor she/her]

Due to the fact that they could be used for almost anything, from shading from the sun to fighting the elusive seven-legged flaffleghander.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They could even stop Vogon poetry!

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

There was only one thing that they couldn’t do: Swallow 12 hotdogs in under a minute.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because they were towels (or thermonukes) and had no mouths

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Except for the one that was abstract art.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

waffles..........

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Whispered one of the theromnukes

[Silva]

Theromnukes were cultists who devoted themselves to the cause of waffles.

[BringerOfLight]

The land shark ate the thermonukes upon arriving at the beach.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And became Godzilla.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

King Kong was not too happy about this.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But his options were limited.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

He only had a bachelor’s degree

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Whereas Godzilla had finished a doctorate.

[+Doomstick he/him]

(In psychology)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He used his knowledge to hurt King Kong emotionally.