I can't believe this!

[CadCom he/him]

Who knew this place existed!! I've been a cosmere fan for quite a while, and I only found this place like last week. Now I've decided to join.

Please catch me up on anything that I need to know. I'll be holding my breath 

[Tineye Navigator he/him]

Welcome! There's a lot to know. Just be careful before you decide to do anything crazy like join a clan, guild, cult or secret agency. Make sure it's exactly what you want to do

EDIT: have an upvote

Edited March 29, 2018 by Tineye Navigator

[Mistspren she/her]

Be careful about the cookies, and a few people may want your breath, but it looks like you have the idea already.

Who is your favorite character?

[CadCom he/him]

@Mistspren it's probably a bit unconventional but ever since I discovered Zahel is Vasher, he's been pretty high on my list. 

@Tineye Navigator thanks!

[Lord Meeker he/him]

Welcome to the shard, Follow what @Tineye Navigator and @Mistspren said. One thing they forgot to mention is be aware of assassins and ninjas  Have an upvote.

[CadCom he/him]

What are assassins and ninjas? 

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

@Cadmium Compounder Would you mind saying, "My life to yours, my Breath become yours" while you're here?

Also, have a cookie as a welcome present.

[Snorkel]

Welcome!

Have you also checked out www.brandonsanderson.com?

It has some cool stuff like a blog (the annual "State of the Sanderson" posts are particularly great), some short stories, deleted scenes and annotations (like...soo many you'll be sick of them), and you can sign up for his email newsletter!

Edited March 29, 2018 by Snorkel

[Archer he/him]

1 hour ago, Cadmium Compounder said:

What are assassins and ninjas? 

Merchants of death. Don't worry about them, they are mostly focussed on other pursuits than killing random members. 

Edited March 29, 2018 by Archer

[CadCom he/him]

@ArcherHaha so I'm safe?

@ElephantEarwaxsure, I'll say it, but according to Archer it won't work if I don't mean it.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

The only people who are 110% safe are people who join our ranks. Everyone is a potential target. 

Note: Yes I meant 110%

[Archer he/him]

1 minute ago, Sahin the Just said:

The only people who are 110% safe are people who join our ranks. Everyone is a potential target. 

Note: Yes I meant 110%

Although judging by their how clumsy their assassaination attempts are recently, you've nothing to worry about. I mean, at least have the decency to finish the job @Tineye Navigator... 

[Lord Meeker he/him]

30 minutes ago, Archer said:

Although judging by their how clumsy their assassaination attempts are recently

Says the first casualty of our guild.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

33 minutes ago, Archer said:

Although judging by their how clumsy their assassaination attempts are recently, you've nothing to worry about.

Says the person who decided that the only reason why they shouldn’t be dead after they ate cyanide poisoned cookies was: I didn’t want to die. 

[Lord Meeker he/him]

35 minutes ago, Archer said:

at least have the decency to finish the job

He acted outside any orders that were given to him. We had no part in this. The Ghostblood council calls @Tineye Navigator to make recompense.

[Archer he/him]

7 minutes ago, MacThorstenson said:

Says the person who decided that the only reason why they shouldn’t be dead after they ate cyanide poisoned cookies was: I didn’t want to die. 

Strictly speaking its ambiguous why the cookie killed me. @Sahin the Just never said it was poison. I take the view that it killed me in a manner healable by bloodsealing. After a quick stamping, my health was restored. 

[Lord Meeker he/him]

3 minutes ago, Archer said:

cyanide poisoned cookies

Well, the symptoms you experience we spot on to what happened in the Cafe'. There was a distinguishable taste to it as well. Don't you do your research?

Edited March 30, 2018 by Sahin the Just

[Archer he/him]

8 minutes ago, Sahin the Just said:

Well, the symptoms you experience we spot on to what happened in the Cafe'. There was a distinguishable taste to it as well. Don't you do your research?

I assumed you were just a terrible baker. It makes sense when you think about it, why would an assassain know how to bake? The taste was probably from you burning them or something. The real killer was the shards of glass sprinkled in the dough. I didn't stand a chance against that. 

[Tineye Navigator he/him]

@Archer I must publicly apologize for targeting you. I was acting without orders in a desperate attempt to prove myself. Therefore, I must publicly apologize. How can I make it up to you?

 

Edited March 30, 2018 by Tineye Navigator

[Archer he/him]

6 minutes ago, Tineye Navigator said:

@Archer I must publicly apologize for targeting you. I was acting without orders in a desperate attempt to prove myself. Therefore, I must publicly apologize. How can I make it up to you?

I forgive you. We're cool. *semi-awkward virtual fist bump*

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

@Cadmium Compounder if it is said at all I count it, I target unaware people.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

25 minutes ago, Archer said:

I assumed you were just a terrible baker. It makes sense when you think about it, why would an assassain know how to bake? The taste was probably from you burning them or something. The real killer was the shards of glass sprinkled in the dough. I didn't stand a chance against that. 

But... blood sealing isn’t confirmed to be able to revive the dead.

If we are making up parts of magic systems, then I say that because I have access to an atrium spike that allows me to become a dragon from yolen, I use that power to travel back in time and stop the shattering of D&D so that bloodsealing doesn’t exist. 

[Lord Meeker he/him]

@Archer The Ghostbloods give you this monkey as payment. 

Spoiler

 

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[Mistspren she/her]

What’s an atrium spike?

@Cadmium Compounder Vasher is an interesting character, it’s nice to hear a different response.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

I think he means Atium @Mistspren