Hello!

[BillLangdon he/him]

Hey fellow Cosmere adicts. Name’s Bill. I’ve been reading for just over a year now and I’ve pretty much consumed all cosmere related content that’s been officially released (mostly). Hugely interested in Realmatic Theory and the overarching cosmere plotlines that surpass the individual stories (which I also love). Currently re reading Elantris, after finishing Oath Bringer because I’m fascinated with the similarities and differences between the two magic systems, and the effects Shards have had on different worlds and their cultures. Thanks all for the great forums and theories, as they’ve been a welcome companion on my reading over the last year.

 

Cheers!

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Welcome to the Shard @BillLangdon. Have an upvote and a cookie.

Would you say, "My life to yours, my Breath become yours."

How do you feel about hemalurgy?

[ElectricscotishDolphin]

@BillLangdon do not listen to what the Elephant says and be weary for what they offer.

Edited March 6, 2018 by ElectricscotishDolphin
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[Archer he/him]

Welcome Bill! What's your favourite book? 

[BillLangdon he/him]

@ElephantEarwax I would not say that unless the need was dire, or if I had to overwhelm a Real bad dude long enough to stop his plots.....

@Archerfavorite book is probably Oath Bringer right now, but considering how recent it is it’s hard to tell how much novelty bias to put on that.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

45 minutes ago, BillLangdon said:

@ElephantEarwax I would not say that unless the need was dire, or if I had to overwhelm a Real bad dude long enough to stop his plots.....

What about the cookie*? I can offer you one as well.

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Everyone knows two cookies are better than one!

[Apollyon he/him]

Two cookies* are better than one, more ways to experi- I mean eat. Just try it, they're so good it's a sin to not eat them.

 

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[Tesh Any pronouns]

@BillLangdon I mean, just look at the chocolate chips! They prove it's still warm, even after twenty hours! 

Edited March 7, 2018 by Tesh

[BillLangdon he/him]

I don’t like cookies. They leave a weird metalic taste in my mouth.

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

How 'bout a cookie pie, no weird after taste. 

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[Snorkel]

4 hours ago, Apollyon said:

Two cookies* are better than one, more ways to experi- I mean eat. Just try it, they're so good it's a sin to not eat them.

 

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Just where DO you get all the...er...special ingredients for these cookies.

 

....Is that what happens to all the spammers? :-O

[Apollyon he/him]

@Snorkel I'm afraid that's classified information. But I've often heard that eating a cookie* gives extreme knowledge to the consumer. Maybe give it a try? 

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[Mistspren she/her]

I think I found where the dark alley gets it’s spikes...

Stay strong BillLangdon. Don’t give in. The cookies may be tempting, but spikes can maim/transform into misshapen demon/kill a person.

Honestly though is Ruin sponsoring the Dark Alley?

And is there an anti-Dark Alley group, or just lone people?

Image taken from the Sanderson memes thread, by Sunbird.

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

54 minutes ago, Mistspren said:

The cookies may be tempting, but spikes can maim/transform into misshapen demon/kill a person.

Or give you superpowers, it is well worth the risk.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Ruins involvement in the DA is classified. 

Any and all groups that have opposed the DA have fallen and been destroyed. (Or gone inactive)