Popular Post PeterAhlstrom Posted July 25, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 Brandon will be releasing an official I Am a Stick shirt. 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argent Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 That's... amazing and disturbing all at the same time. Almost as much as the swiftness with which I will buy it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 Brandon will be releasing an official I Am a Stick shirt. It may have surprised him, but he'll take it, huh? Yeah, guess I got to buy an official one now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted July 26, 2014 Report Share Posted July 26, 2014 Brandon will be releasing an official I Am a Stick shirt. Finally! Questions: Would spheres be considered valid payment? And if I can soulcast a stick into fire will I get a free shirt? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argent Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 Finally! Questions: Would spheres be considered valid payment? And if I can soulcast a stick into fire will I get a free shirt? Your second question is moot, you can't Soulcast a stick into fire. It's been tried before. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Brandon will be releasing an official I Am a Stick shirt. Stop fuelling the fires of devotion to the Stick! Now it will never end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Who dares suggest that the followers of the Stick would fuel any fire whatsoever? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 (edited) Who dares suggest that the followers of the Stick would fuel any fire whatsoever? I dares. Edit: Forgot the full-stop thingie. Edited July 29, 2014 by SmurfAquamarineBodies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blad3mast3r Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 "By Osiris and by Apis, you have turned into a wild boar. Yes, a wild boar. Err, I mean, Fire" Yes! Asterix references!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifth of Daybreak Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Brandon will be releasing an official I Am a Stick shirt. If news like this gets announced every time I go on vacation, I'll come back a happy man every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirscott13 Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 ---Imagine this from Shallan's perspective "Why hello there handsome." "I am a stick." "Oh, are you sure?" "I am a stick." "Oh Darn, I thought you were fire... I could use some fire right now... It's sooo cold outside." "I.. I am a stick..." "(Sigh) Yeah... I don't really want a stick... I just want to cuddle up next to a big, hot, fire..." "Uhm... I am a stick, but... No. I am a stick." "(Bites lip) Ok,... good bye stick, maybe one of your friends will be my hot fire tonight..." "Wait no! I am Fire! Stay" (bursts into flames) This would work on me... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifth of Daybreak Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 "I am a stick." "Become fire." "I am a stick!" "My name is Jasnah Kholin." *stick immediately transforms into fire* SA3 Spoilers: You win the thread. Apparently this is exactly how it works. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Maker Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 (edited) Turns out sticks are more complicated than we thought Edited August 23, 2014 by Mr Maker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navybrandt Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Nice! You can add it to your collection of stuffed chasm fiends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Hmm, let's try this from another perspective. How about... A Russian Mobster! Heelo mine little friend. I am thinking you should be fire, da? I am stick. I know dat, but Veector wants you should become fire. Dat is not unreasonable, da? I am stick. I know, I know little shtick, but it is time you should beings fire now. We don't want things to get rough, da? I am stick? Let me put it dis vay, you can be shtick, or you can be week supply of tooth picks, da? (wimpers) I am... fire, da? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSneak Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 (edited) It's funny how in Jasnahs excerpt from the unpublished interlude, she doesn't have to convince a rope to turn into smoke. She just give sit the 'Jasnahs stare'. Well, that's what you get for being Jasnah. Edited August 25, 2014 by TheSneak 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sete Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 What we really need to do is get the stick to switch to saying "I am groot". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 What we really need to do is get the stick to switch to saying "I am groot". There's no need for it to be rude. (For those not in the know, the phrase "I am groot" is just what Groot's language sounds like to us lesser beings. He's actually saying intelligent things, but we miss all of the subtlety. Apparently.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobsaveg Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 "I'm a Stick" But you could be a dragon " I am Fire I am Death!" now were talking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal973 Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 "I'm a Stick". "You are Fire". "I'm a Stick". "My friend, I understand that what you are inside may not fit your appearance. But if you don't try to change the way you look like, it will be hard for simple minded people like me to recognize your true identity. I mean, come on, it must be very difficult to argue with every person you meet about your Sticky nature before they see the Stick in you..." " ???" "No offense. You may be a Stick, but believe me, you don't look like one" (Shows Fire) "This. From my point of view, this is a Stick. This looks like a Stick. This feels like a Stick. This behaves in a very Sticky way. On the other hand, you may feel that you are a Stick deep Inside... but, sorry to say so, you still look like Fire." "I'M A STICK !" "Well, I'm not sure. I mean, where is the proof ? If you could just try to transform your appearence, it would really be easier for me to see the Stick in you. True Sticks, fierce sticks, beautiful sticks do look like our little friend other there..." "I'M A STICK !" *Transforms into fire* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjustice99 Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 im sad that this was deleted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pestis the Spider Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) im sad that this was deleted. That somehow remainds me of Hodor chapters in ASOIAF. Edited January 15, 2015 by Pestis the Spider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOUTAGOD Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) " I am a stick. " " Stick your amazing just the way you are!" ( Bruno Mars singing) " I am a stick. " ( crying ) " This stick is on Fiyaa !! " ( Alicia Keys singing ) " I am Fire!!! " ( poof ) The End! Edited January 16, 2015 by CHOUTAGOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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