Crysanja Posted March 10, 2014 Posted March 10, 2014 lets see who can do better then Shallan =) enjoy 4
Spark she/her Posted March 10, 2014 Posted March 10, 2014 Well good for you. And we all love sticks, really. But we love sticks with ice-cream on them even more. You wouldn't even have to lose anything.. you'd be gaining something, wouldn't you? 1
mossyfisk Posted March 10, 2014 Posted March 10, 2014 She didn't really present a very convincing argument to be honest. Likely to have more luck with something like: "Become fire!" "But I am a stick!" "Being fire is way better than being a stick. Trust me, I'm well good at magic." 10
RShara she/her Posted March 10, 2014 Posted March 10, 2014 Being fire is way cooler than being a stick! Get it? Cooler? Ahahah..a..hah..ahem... 10
name_here Posted March 10, 2014 Posted March 10, 2014 "Fire" "I am a stick" "A change from stick into fire is within standard parameters for state transitions as perceived by locally applicable cultural contexts" 15
Cheese Ninja he/him Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 She really need an infused ruby if she was going to convince something to become fire. Although even if she could have, I doubt the brief flame from the stick would have been enough to light anything else and she still wouldn't have been able to get a fire going.
Popular Post DefiantBurrito Posted March 11, 2014 Popular Post Posted March 11, 2014 "I am a stick!" "Yes, of course you are! Of course you are, stick. But the other sticks... they don't like you very much, do they?" "...I am a stick!" "The other sticks... they told me you weren't much of a stick at all. Barely more than a twig, they said." "I am a STICK!" "The other sticks laugh at you, you know." "I... am a stick..." "I keep telling them! I say, 'That stick is all the stick I could ever want! The greatest stick there is! They've never given you the respect you deserve, have they?" "I AM a stick!!" "Hey..... how about we teach them a little lesson?" "...stick?" "We could show them.... show all those sticks. We just need a little spark, and we can burn all those sticks to the ground. Whattaya say? Be the fire that burns the sticks that have wronged you, my friend!" "I... am FIRE." 68
Popular Post Trevalion Posted March 11, 2014 Popular Post Posted March 11, 2014 To the rythmn of Duck season, Wabbit season: "I am a stick!" "You are fire!" "I am a stick!" "You are fire!" "I am a stick! "You are a stick!" "I am fire!!! ... Oh wait ..." 46
Glaring at the Survivor he/him Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 (edited) *In very commanding voice full of authority* "You are a fire." (This goes along with "One only has to say they are the sister of the king, and act like it, to be treated as such." [That is not a direct quote… it's a paraphrase.]) OR "I am a stick" "No, you are a fire." "I am a stick." "You have lied to yourself. You have lied so deeply that you believe it with your whole heat." "Fire doesn't have a heart." "Heat. You are fire. You have heat. It is time to face the lies you have made. You are fire." "Yes... yes, I am fire." OR *Calls in a Forger from Sel* (Except for the fact that they aren't quite that good......) Edited March 11, 2014 by Stroniax 3
Satsuoni he/him Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 "By Osiris and by Apis, you have turned into a wild boar. Yes, a wild boar. Err, I mean, Fire" 7
Cayden Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 "I am a stick" "But you seem cold..." "I am a stick!" "If you were a stick on fire you would still be a stick, but you would be a warm stick" 2
Popular Post Gamma Fiend he/him Posted March 11, 2014 Popular Post Posted March 11, 2014 "I am a STICK!""But is that really what you've always wanted to be? Or just what your parents wanted you to be?""......." 25
ricardochigbata Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 'I'm a stick.' 'Yea, yea, we've heard that many times. Thing is, you're actually fire.' 'Fire? No, I'm a stick!' 'Pfft. Bitch please. Sticks are soo wack. Now, fires on the other hand....' 'Are cool.?' 'Indeed.' 'Ok. I'm fire.' 2
Spark she/her Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 Game aside, I have to say Shallan was disappointing. After all, her training with Jasnah, her having to take apart every argument and in turn form theories based on convincing arguments obviously makes her the perfect candidate for the whole "Convincing things they wanna turn into other things"-operation. Ah well, I guess almost being killed in your sleep, having your mentor die in front of you just to then almost drown can throw you off your game a bit. 4
name_here Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 Also, I don't think the stick was bright enough to comprehend her arguments. 3
ChocolateRob he/him Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 "By Osiris and by Apis, you have turned into a wild boar. Yes, a wild boar. Err, I mean, Fire" Heh heh, upvote. Can you name the twelve tasks in order (without looking)?
Popular Post PeterAhlstrom he/him Posted March 11, 2014 Popular Post Posted March 11, 2014 (edited) "By Osiris and by Apis, you have turned into a wild boar. Yes, a wild boar. Err, I mean, Fire" LOVE. For the next task, you must descend into the chasms and face the fearsome chasmfiend. ...Later: How was the chasmfiend? Obelix: Very tasty. Edited March 11, 2014 by PeterAhlstrom 26
cris34b he/him Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 "I am a stick." "Thats great and all... But.... fire." "Stick?" *sagenod* "St-stick.." "But... Fire." "Fire." *nod* "I am fire."
Gloom he/him Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 (edited) "I'm a STICK." "You certainly are, and a very sexy stick at that." "I'm a sexy stick?" "Not JUST a sexy stick, you're a smokin hot stick!" "I'm a smoking hot stick?" "Not just a smokin hot stick, you're on fire." "I'm on FIRE?!?! "You sure are, hows it feel?" "It BUUUUURRRNNNS!" "Sucker!" Edited March 12, 2014 by Gloom 13
Robot Aztec Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 ''you are big fat ugly jerk'' 'I know you are biut what am I'' ''fire'' ''ok''
Satsuoni he/him Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 Heh heh, upvote. Can you name the twelve tasks in order (without looking)? 'Fraid not, by Toutatis . LOVE. For the next task, you must descend into the chasms and face the fearsome chasmfiend. ...Later: How was the chasmfiend? Obelix: Very tasty. This movie is overdue for a remake, say, "12 tasks of Asterix on Roshar" sounds good. Task one: Outrace Kaladin The Windrunner from Abamabar to Urithru, during a highstorm. Task two: Outthrow the ... Plated Dalinar in chull throwing? Win against Shin unarmed master Cross the Reshi Sea without staying on the Isles Resist the Soulcaster Fight the Chasmfiend Etc... 4
Chrono she/her Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 (edited) "You wish to become fire, do you not?" "I am a stick!" "Technically, you are a collection of atoms and molecules with the right combination of oxygen, carbon, and other organic matter to form a stick." "I... am a stick?" "That may be your reasoning, but logic dictates that you could have become a tree, or a shrub, or even defecation matter instead of a stick. The fact that you are a stick is a random happenstance." "... I am a stick." "Again, correct, but you could have been many other things than a stick. Compared to those minute differences in molecular structure and form, it is not unreasonable to presume that you could have become a piece of wood meant for burning. Do you not desire to become something different that what you are? To become a piece of wood for burning?" "...Maybe." "Indeed. To be a piece of wood for burning is noble. You, as a stick, could burn. You could be different from the other sticks out there. This difference is not nearly as large as you think. No change of molecules or atoms would take place. You would be the same stick as you are now, except that you are now meant to burn. To be a part of a noble calling." "... I am for burning!" "Very good." Edited March 12, 2014 by Chrono 6
garlick Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 I am a stick But you could be a jalapeno on a stick and i shall call you Jose, I am a stick And you still will be a stick but better because you will be jose the jalapeno on a stick I am jose the jalapeno on a stick Doesn't the jalapeno burn? Yes It burns So your a burning sticks? Yes I am a burning stick (poof fire) 3
Popular Post skaa he/him Posted March 13, 2014 Popular Post Posted March 13, 2014 "I am a stick." "Become fire." "I am a stick!" "My name is Jasnah Kholin." *stick immediately transforms into fire* 25
Smidge Posted March 13, 2014 Posted March 13, 2014 Has anyone considered that maybe the stick has a good point? Maybe being a stick is better than being fire. Maybe being a stick is better than being a lot of things. Haven't you ever in your life thought: "Gee, I'd much rather be a stick right now"? I thought so. Perhaps stickyness is the ideal state of being. When one reaches Nirvana, they become stick. Instead of asking the stick to become fire, we should be asking if we can become stick. Join the cult of the stick my friends! 8
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