Whose Shardblade is it Anyway?

[Herowannabe he/him]

11 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

Forgotten Singer Forms

Lazy form

De-Form

Boneless Form

Tax Form

Social Reform Form

[Vissy]

On 4.1.2019 at 7:03 PM, Nathrangking said:

If the shards started a band

Hopefully coming in the fall of 2020, the return tour of Odium Against The Fabrials! 

Look forward to hearing their megahits such as:

- Thrilling In The Name

- Chulls on Parade

- How Could I Just Kill A Man (feat. Adolin Kholin!)

aaand then some new ones 

Spoiler

1. The worst places to hide a shardblade

2. Things you should never try to Soulcast

3. If the Heralds had Twitter accounts

 

[AonEne he/him]

Things you should never try to Soulcast:

• Parts of humans (weird backstories ensue) (I don't know what you're talking about, I would never torture my characters like that)
• Anything small and intricate
• Pringles when I'm eating them (unless you WANT to die)
• @Voidus, IC or OOC. Enough said.

[Elenion he/him]

Beings more obstinate than Stick:

1. My GF when she's sure that she's right
2. Belly fat
3. The "Moash did nothing wrong" club

[Nathrangking he/him]

On 1/6/2019 at 5:31 AM, Vissy said:

Hopefully coming in the fall of 2020, the return tour of Odium Against The Fabrials! 

Look forward to hearing their megahits such as:

- Thrilling In The Name

- Chulls on Parade

- How Could I Just Kill A Man (feat. Adolin Kholin!)

aaand then some new ones 

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1. The worst places to hide a shardblade

2. Things you should never try to Soulcast

3. If the Heralds had Twitter accounts

 

1. At the blackthorn's house.

With Brightlord Meridas Amraam

In the mines of Moria,

Over the hill and through the woods.

In a rock,

 

If Odium founded the first social network.

Things that you can say to your shardblade that you cannot say to your friends. 

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

On 12/22/2017 at 0:45 AM, Herowannabe said:

Breaking Wind Stance     (I'm sorry, my wife made me add it. She insisted that it was funny.  )

Hahaha, tell your wife she's right, that's some explosive gas brother.

 

On 1/4/2019 at 9:04 AM, Oitibtib said:

Forgotten Singer Forms

Can-some-body-get-me-a-beer form. This form is notable for the singer's ability to mold their posterior to any chair/couch they happen to sit on.
Swiss-army-knife form. This form comes with lots of useful built-in carapace tools, like corkscrew thumb, serrated edge saw finger, bottlecap opener chin, etc.
And, a new form of power, Air Guitar Form:

Featuring the following enhancements, A large guitar shaped bit of carapace projects from the torso, a patch of chest carapace grows to simulate a beefy patch of chest hair, and when the Singer in Air Guitar Form attunes a Rhythm and plays air guitar to said Rhythm it makes a super cool lightshow in the Everstorm.

2 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

With Brightlord Meridas Amraam

At the Jewelry Store: Hey Meridas, you know that just because that's 20 carets worth of Gems, you still shouldn't eat them like they're a salad. Silly Amaram.

Edited January 7, 2019 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine

[Herowannabe he/him]

8 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Hahaha, tell your wife she's right, that's some explosive gas brother.

 

Lol I didn’t actually intend for that one to be connected to that picture, and never noticed any connection between the two, but now that you’ve pointed it out... 

[Sunbringer he/him]

Things more obstinate than a Stick.

The RAFO card

Edited January 8, 2019 by Sunbringer

[Herowannabe he/him]

12 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Hahaha, tell your wife she's right, that's some explosive gas brother.

Also I showed this to my wife and she laughed and said that you are her new best friend  

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

13 minutes ago, Herowannabe said:

Also I showed this to my wife and she laughed and said that you are her new best friend  

Tell her that her shardblade stance is the secret wind stance known only to a few, to be used during close-in fighting to give the shardbearer an unexpected tactical advantage. No one expects Dalinar to catch the sword, just like no expects Adolin to break the wind.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Things you can say about your car that you can't say about the Blackthorn!

[The Technovore he/him]

On 2/20/2019 at 7:22 PM, Nathrangking said:

Things you can say about your car that you can't say about the Blackthorn!

When my car spread burning oil all over the city, at least it wasn’t for political reasons!

[Nathrangking he/him]

Unlikely heraldic titles.

[The Technovore he/him]

If I’m going to be burnt with flaming fleshhooks for a thousand years I should at least be able to decide what name humanity calls me!

Various breeds of chicken.

The nail-biting blacksmith.

Inkspren’s parchment.

Edited March 8, 2019 by The Technovore

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

On 1/6/2018 at 9:01 PM, Nathrangking said:

Spren that did not make the final cut.

Unlikely names for a returned.

Lesser known aons.

The "true lost metal".

1: inpulsiveness spren, random thought-spren, slave away at a device or fabrial-spren

2: Boredombringer, Sadlife

3: Aon Gere (Turns you into a Zatelef (bat-like cephlopod from Roshar (Yes I know they're from different worlds)))

4: Korasofinon (You forget where you are and how to get out)

[Embrisk he/him]

1. Kaladin dressed as Dobby the house elf because it amuses the lighteyes.

2. Alcatraz realised he was in the wrong series.

3. I draw a chalk time machine for my chalking. He grabs chalk technology from the future.

4. Brandon Sanderson has nightmares about not including enough foreshadowing.

[Sariel he/him]

On 12/21/2017 at 8:54 PM, Vissy said:

2) Heralds who didn't make the top ten

Noelenol'Elin, the herald of lacking self-confidence, camp sewage diggers (sometimes changed to shardbearing highprinces), and lying to your grandmother about your girlfriend so that she won't start interrogating her.

On 12/22/2017 at 2:59 AM, Nathrangking said:

1) Beings more obstinate than stick.

My grandmother

And some of my own:

the 11th knight radiant order

inventions cut off by the lord ruler

Edited April 1, 2019 by Sariel

[ShardShaper he/him]

        1.The eleventh order of radiants the LackLusters. Surges of rapid ageing, and weak scent illusions.  

        2. The only hobo that isn't really Hoid

On 1/4/2019 at 0:03 PM, Nathrangking said:

Forgotten Singer Forms

        3.The forgotten singer form caused by windspren: Fart form

[Reckless Reader]

On 1/6/2018 at 8:01 PM, Nathrangking said:

Spren that did not make the final cut.

Unlikely names for a returned.

Lesser known aons.

The "true lost metal".

Photobombspren

 

[Nathrangking he/him]

On 4/1/2019 at 7:19 AM, Sariel said:

inventions cut off by the lord ruler

Sliced bread.

The forgotten princedoms of Alethkhar.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

The AonEne princedom, obviously. Chaos is the high-high king.

Haha THreAd: RESSURECTED 

Mistborn Era 3/4 book ideas from BrandoSando's trash bin