Would you rather...

[cookiespren]

3 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

Kelsier and his squad they would be a barrel of laughs.

Would you rather be a Kandra with the blessing of presence or Tineye savant?

That's an easy one. If I were a Tineye savant, then eating cookies would be even more awesome. You just can never go wrong with cookies tasting more intense.

Would you rather life in a world without the works of Brandon Sanderson or in a world without any literary works but the ones written by Brandon Sanderson.

[ryshadium90]

Ay, please don't hate, but probably a life without. Reason being because books do need a recharging period after bingeing them, I would miss the other series too, like Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Percy Jackson, and other non-series books that I really enjoy.

Would you rather be on the Dayside of Taldain without being able to slatrify or a one-armed Herdazian (not a Radiant)?

[The Technovore he/him]

Lifeless, if my personal self gets to go to the Beyond. It'd be nice to know that my body is being used for useful things. BUT if becoming a lifeless means obliteration of self, or diminishing of self, I'd rather be a Shade. Even though my existence would be heck it would be better than obliteration.

WOOPS responded to the wrong one.

Non-magic Daysider. My existence would not be guaranteed to suck, which it likely would if I was a non-magic one armed man living on the Battleground of the entire freaking Cosmere.

 

Would you rather be the poor, unwilling sap that gets chosen as Odium's champion, or the poor, unwilling sap that gets chosen as Honor's champion?

Edited August 28, 2017 by The Technovore

[Nathrangking he/him]

On 8/28/2017 at 4:17 PM, The Technovore said:

Lifeless, if my personal self gets to go to the Beyond. It'd be nice to know that my body is being used for useful things. BUT if becoming a lifeless means obliteration of self, or diminishing of self, I'd rather be a Shade. Even though my existence would be heck it would be better than obliteration.

WOOPS responded to the wrong one.

Non-magic Daysider. My existence would not be guaranteed to suck, which it likely would if I was a non-magic one armed man living on the Battleground of the entire freaking Cosmere.

 

Would you rather be the poor, unwilling sap that gets chosen as Odium's champion, or the poor, unwilling sap that gets chosen as Honor's champion?

Poor unwilling sap that gets chosen as Odium's champion because everyone knows that bad guys get to have all of the fun.

Would you rather be stuck with Wayne in an infinite cadmium bubble or be forced to drink a vat of horneater lager?

Edited November 27, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Penumbra]

29 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

Poor unwilling sap that gets chosen as Odium's champion because everyone knows that bad guys get to have all of the fun.

Would you rather be stuck with Wayne in an infinite cadmium or be forced to drink a vat of horneater lager?

I'll drink the lager. Both sounds like pretty fun experiences but the first one might stop being fun after an infinity.

Would you rather insult the Nightwatcher or the Stormfather? 

[Eternum he/him]

I'd rather insult the Stormfather. He can't do much else other than bring Highstorms, the Nightwatcher could make my life hell, on the contrary.

Would you rather live in Era 4 Scadrial or Silverlight?

Edited August 29, 2017 by Eternum

[Nathrangking he/him]

silverlight think of all of the worldhopping possibilities!!

Would you rather engage jasnah in a debate about religion or have a showdown against silence in the forest?

[ryshadium90]

Probably the debate with Jasnah. Religion is one of those things that can easily go either way, and I feel like I could defend my beliefs.

Would you rather cook like Rock or spar like Sarene?

[Nathrangking he/him]

On 8/29/2017 at 9:30 AM, ryshadium90 said:

Probably the debate with Jasnah. Religion is one of those things that can easily go either way, and I feel like I could defend my beliefs.

Would you rather cook like Rock or spar like Sarene?

Spar like Sarene her skill level is enough to impress any who might need impressing.

Would you rather be a member of the ghostbloods or a thief in the luthadel underground?

 

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

33 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

Would you rather be a member of the ghostbloods or a thief in the luthadel underground?

Well, seeing as I already am a thief in the Luthadel underground (OC backstory), I'd like to be a member of the Ghostbloods for a change. Understand their objectives, know their leaders, visit other Shardworlds for dubious purposes... it actually sounds quite fun to one such as I.

Would you rather be suffocated to death by the Deepness or crushed underfoot by a Thunderclast?

[Elenion he/him]

On 8/30/2017 at 7:02 PM, Firerust said:

Would you rather be suffocated to death by the Deepness or crushed underfoot by a Thunderclast?

Didn't the Deepness kill by starvation? But anyway, crushed by Thunderclast. I'll take an instant death to a drawn-out one any day.

Would you rather be assassinated by Szeth or become a Truthless just like him?

[Nathrangking he/him]

6 hours ago, Elenion said:

Didn't the Deepness kill by starvation? But anyway, crushed by Thunderclast. I'll take an instant death to a drawn-out one any day.

Would you rather be assassinated by Szeth or become a Truthless just like him?

Truthless like Szeth some life is better than none.

Would you rather be forced to teach Hoid's chasm fiends to dance and sing in line or be forced to plan every moment of your life like steris?

[Draginon he/him]

3 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

Truthless like Szeth some life is better than none.

Would you rather be forced to teach Hoid's chasm fiends to dance and sing in line or be forced to plan every moment of your life like steris?

Teaching the chasm fiends sounds easier.

This will be out of left field: Would you rather have gas (farts and burps) for the rest of your life or have every moment be like a musical (think Once More with Feeling from Buffy or the musical episode from Once Upon a Time)?

[Guest]

Definitely have gas for the rest of my life. Think how I could ruin my friend's lives!

Would you rather chug a quart of Horneater Lager or eat a meal completely comprised of different parts of Chasmfiend?

(They say farts can be silent and deadly. That isn't me. My motto is "loud 'n proud")

Edited October 19, 2017 by Krypton Savant

[ryshadium90]

A meal. I think I can handle squishy or slimy or crunchy questionable crustacean parts. Not so much acid going down my throat and into my stomach.

Would you rather be crushed by your own weight in a Steelpushing match, or age instantly to dust (Like the Lord Ruler)?

[Aon Ati he/him]

Being quickly turned to dust sounds much less painless then being crushed, so I would go with the Lord Ruler option. 

Would you rather be forced to become a Hemelurgic construct or a Dakhor monk?

[Unlicensed Hemalurgist he/him]

On 10/19/2017 at 9:58 AM, Aon Ati said:

Would you rather be forced to become a Hemelurgic construct or a Dakhor monk?

Can I use an atium Hemalurgic spike to steal Dakhor power from a monk, then use it on myself?

Would you rather have a receding hairline or a proceeding hairline (as in, it grows down your forehead and merges with your eyebrows as you get older)?

Edited October 31, 2017 by Unlicensed Hemalurgist

[ryshadium90]

Proceeding hairline? That's a thing? Probably receding hairline. I could become intimidating like a Shaolin monk. 

Would you rather be chased by a pack of whitespine or a group of those mutant kandra that Paalm sent after Wax?

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Mutant kandra. They were designed specifically to get Wax, so I figure I should be good, right?

Would you rather drown in ichor-alcohol or violet wine?

[Steeldancer he/him]

On 11/27/2017 at 1:25 AM, Ookla the Rusty said:

Mutant kandra. They were designed specifically to get Wax, so I figure I should be good, right?

Would you rather drown in ichor-alcohol or violet wine?

Violet Wine. At least it would be something new.

Would you rather read Dragonsteel right now or read Mistborn Era 4 now?

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

Mistborn era 4. There is no way of reading any version of this early.

The (original) Dragonsteel I intend to try and get ahold of when I go back to college. Peter Ahlstrom says it’s supposed to be available for inter-library loan...

[The Technovore he/him]

@Kingsdaughter613, you broke the game! Is okay, I fix. 

Would you rather die right after Stormlight 10’s release date is announced, never getting to read it, but knowing that it was amazing, or live to see Sanderson die before he finishes his work, only to get replaced by a vastly inferior author?

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

Oops! I forgot to put a question. (To be fair, it was 3am.) Thanks for fixing it @The Technovore!

[Guest]

Considering that either way I would die instantly, I would rather live to see Sanderson die before he finishes his work because then I could have someone to blame (the other inferior author).

Would you rather have to listen to a hundred Chasmfiends singing in unison, or have to ride on the back of a Chasmfiend across a plateau?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Bring on the Rosharan Chasmfiend Choir. 

Would you rather live in a groudhog day type loop of lopen's 1 armed herdazian jokes or receive a day long lecture on the nature of lies from Pattern?