Ashspren Posted August 7, 2018 Posted August 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, AonEne said: Roleplaying on the Shard: Hide contents There are possibly ten people in existence with a totally normal backstory. Hehehe... guilty... Aren't we all, though?
AonEne he/him Posted August 7, 2018 Posted August 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Ashspren said: Hehehe... guilty... Aren't we all, though? *coughs awkwardly* Yes, absolutely.
Sherlock Holmes he/him Posted September 1, 2018 Posted September 1, 2018 Stormlight Archive: Quote Every has a crush, and that crush is always Kaladin, 'cause why not? The Cosmere: Quote Things get progressively gay-er.
+Doomstick he/him Posted September 2, 2018 Posted September 2, 2018 (edited) MB E1 Spoiler Don’t get your ears pierced kids! E2 Spoiler Welp, my sister is evil Edgedancer Spoiler A little girl eats a lot Edited September 3, 2018 by I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3
goody153 Posted September 3, 2018 Posted September 3, 2018 Cosmere: Mistborn Spoiler Adding "dust" to your drinks makes you fly. Stormlight Archives Spoiler A raging alcoholic who went clean try to stop god. Warbreaker Spoiler A father forced her teenage girl to marry a 50 year old dude from another country. None-Cosmere: Harry Potter Spoiler A bunch of wizards fight over wands with wands. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Spoiler God is an incredibly moody eccentric highschoolgirl who likes to cosplay as a bunny. Lorian Legacies Spoiler A bunch of numbers try to survive. Strike the Blood Spoiler A middle school girl follows around a horny powerful vampire who has to finish homework all the time. Blindsight Spoiler wait what I have no Mouth and I must Scream Spoiler A living sentient jelly tells the story of his journey with 4 other people while a supercomputer makes their life miserable. Call of Cthulhu Spoiler People losses their rust over a bunch of tentacles. The Lord of the Flies Spoiler Kids turned from campers into a primitive tribe because they love roasted pig and are scared of the dark. Hyperion Cantos Spoiler Adults talk about their lives as they approach the temple of doom. Ship of Fools Spoiler well a ship of fools Percy Jackson and the Olympians Spoiler A kid who likes too much syrup on his pancakes tries to stop grandpa from killing his fathers, cousins and uncles/aunts. Mostly with the use of a pen Darth Bane Spoiler A bald dude kills an entire group of religious extremists so that that religion can only be practiced by two people at a time. Starcraft: Liberty's Crusade Spoiler Space journalist tries to expose the goverment twice. Kizumonogatari Spoiler A teenage boy helps a 700 year old woman get back to her feet. Brave New World Spoiler A guy eventually commits suicide because the girl he likes likes to sleep around and don't wanna commit 4
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted September 3, 2018 Posted September 3, 2018 Welp, that's the rule of 2 in a nutshell. 3
Ink he/him Posted September 3, 2018 Posted September 3, 2018 (edited) Octo Expansion Spoiler A phone tries to throw goo everywhere, and an octopus repeatedly explodes because of a cucumber. Earth Unaware/Earth afire Spoiler Aliens are overpowered. The Lost Continent Spoiler Dragons want another dragon for his fire string. Edited September 3, 2018 by Inklingspren Posted too early. 1
Silva Posted September 3, 2018 Posted September 3, 2018 Rithmatist: Spoiler Boy wants magic chalk powers
Ishar Posted September 3, 2018 Posted September 3, 2018 Whitesands: Spoiler A planet where some people believe throwing sand is blasphemous. Steelheart: Spoiler Boy tricks superhero into killing himself. Firefight: Spoiler Evil lady with cancer drives former colleague to kill friends. Calamity: Spoiler Bad guy proves he is invincible, so he leaves. Rithmatist: Spoiler Chalk is mightier than the sword. 5
Ashspren Posted September 3, 2018 Posted September 3, 2018 Steelheart: Spoiler A guy is so annoying to a superhero that the superhero kills himself. Heroes of Olympus: Spoiler A bunch of teenagers try to stop their great grandmother from waking up. 5
Ishar Posted September 3, 2018 Posted September 3, 2018 This thread: Spoiler A bunch of sanderfans explain times when they completely misunderstood a book's plot. 3
Zath he/him Posted September 4, 2018 Posted September 4, 2018 4 hours ago, Ishar said: This thread: Hide contents A bunch of sanderfans explain times when they completely misunderstood a book's plot. You have accurately explained the plot of this thread-- in direct opposition to this thread's purpose, you rebel! Allow me... This thread: A bunch of Sanderfans explain times when they perfectly understood a book's plot. 6
Ishar Posted September 4, 2018 Posted September 4, 2018 30 minutes ago, Zath said: You have accurately explained the plot of this thread-- in direct opposition to this thread's purpose, you rebel! Allow me... This thread: A bunch of Sanderfans explain times when they perfectly understood a book's plot. Hmm... but of the plot of this thread is explaining times you misunderstood a book, isn't explaining the thread fall outside of it's guidelines, meaning it isn't in opposition to the thread, but merely there?
goody153 Posted September 5, 2018 Posted September 5, 2018 Tbh i was actually trying more to write weird summary than an accurate one (i thought it was about the plot sounding really bad)
Personification he/him Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 20 hours ago, goody153 said: Tbh i was actually trying more to write weird summary than an accurate one (i thought it was about the plot sounding really bad) That is exactly what you are supposed to do. I honestly don't really agree with the other explanations much.
Zath he/him Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 On 9/3/2018 at 8:36 PM, Ishar said: Hmm... but of the plot of this thread is explaining times you misunderstood a book, isn't explaining the thread fall outside of it's guidelines, meaning it isn't in opposition to the thread, but merely there? Eh, I think any kind of plot counts. There have been movies and stuff other than books. Spirit of the law vs the letter of the law, and all that. It's about explaining a plot as inaccurately and misleadingly as possible while still being technically accurate (which usually requires a good understanding of the plot in the first place, so I stand by my earlier bad explanation of this thread's plot ). I feel like I have to do a bad plot summary every time I post in this thread, so... Mistborn Era 1 and Secret History: Spoiler The spirited young mountain guide Rashek dreams of a better life. His uncle Kwaan encourages Rashek to murder one of Kwaan's closest friends. "Sure," Rashek replies. Later, Rashek takes a bath and realizes that was all he needed to fulfill his dreams. Now Rashek has bigger dreams, but a conman and an insecure teenager mess everything up. Rashek dies. This exasperates Rashek, so he decides to die again. 14
HeyLookItz he/him Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 The rithmatist: Spoiler Boy is sad that his chalk doodles don't come to life, so he goes to a school dedicated to teaching chalk art. Mistborn era 1: Spoiler A young girl is tricked into murderering her king by an evil god of destruction. 1
Faceless Mist-Wraith he/him Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 (edited) Ghost Trick Spoiler A brilliant plan devised by a nation of blue people is foiled by the machiavellian manipulations of a desk lamp. Edited September 10, 2018 by Faceless Mist-Wraith
+Doomstick he/him Posted September 13, 2018 Posted September 13, 2018 Eragon Spoiler Lotr but different Wot (really bad) Spoiler Some kid stop someone from being bored
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted September 13, 2018 Posted September 13, 2018 Shadow of What Was Lost Spoiler This person and this person are the same person. And this other person is also the same person. Oh, and there's one more person who's also the same person as this person. They're all very different from each other, but they're all somehow the same person. Oh, and bad breath gives away when someone is lying. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 13, 2018 Posted September 13, 2018 Steelheart: Spoiler Chicago Mayor goes on rampage lasting over a decade; cabinet signs on because he’s more rampage-y than the other mayors. And a clickbait version of the first few chapters: Spoiler Watch Now: Government Official’s Date Ends in Broken Heart 7
Silva Posted September 13, 2018 Posted September 13, 2018 Alcatraz Spoiler A boy learns he needs to wear glasses, but is really careless and keeps breaking them. Little Women Spoiler Four girls understand their mother doesn’t like them being bratty, but they are anyways. War and Peace Spoiler There’s war, then there’s peace, and then you’re asleep. Hamlet Spoiler Thou must mourn thy husband for thy entire life or I shall kill thee. Macbeth Spoiler Oh, I just can’t wait to be king! I’mma go hire people to kill people. 7
Ashertliden Posted September 14, 2018 Posted September 14, 2018 (edited) Way of Kings: Spoiler A guy decides to jump off a cliff but doesn't Words of Radiance: Spoiler A guy tries to fly out of a chasm but doesn't Oathbringer: Spoiler A guy tries to fly towards a platform but doesn't Kaladin is bad at doing things Edited September 14, 2018 by A stick 9
Ambitions Avatar she/her Posted September 15, 2018 Posted September 15, 2018 Entire Mistborn Trilogy Spoiler A young girl spends three books trying to steal a pile of shiny beads 3
AonEne he/him Posted September 15, 2018 Posted September 15, 2018 1 hour ago, A stick said: This post was accidental. Now I can't delete it. You can click on the report post button and ask the mods to do it for you. Most Roleplaying: Spoiler We laugh and compliment each other on how broken and tortured our characters are. 2
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