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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Thanks for telling me, Kidpen.

But even if that WAS what they meant, what does that have to do with...that thing they said? Am I missing an expression here or something? I'm sorry for not understanding, but I don't agree with using that word in that manner. It's a seriously bad thing, and it makes me uncomfortable.

It's not a problem, I completely agree with you. Worth mentioning that they did edit the post so it's better. Not perfect, but better. I would recommend editing your post where you quoted so it reflects the change. 

Edit: Unrelated, but since I'm talking to you anyway, could you add me to the RWBY PM I've heard you guys have? I finished volume one, although I'll probably finish the rest before I regularly check there.

Edited by Kidpen
Posted

Sure! Be forewarned, the content of V1 and V2 isn't in spoiler tags. Everything else is, though, and usually labeled, so you can read at your own discretion.

Okay, I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that I don't know what the new thing is either. Is it the same? Actually, you don't have to tell me if it makes you uncomfortable as well.

Posted
3 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Sure! Be forewarned, the content of V1 and V2 isn't in spoiler tags. Everything else is, though, and usually labeled, so you can read at your own discretion.

Okay, I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that I don't know what the new thing is either. Is it the same? Actually, you don't have to tell me if it makes you uncomfortable as well.

*looks up once again*

It just means doing something deliberately to please the audience. It's very often the same thing, but not exclusively.

Posted

Ah. Thanks for all the definitions. I was slightly worried about looking it up after looking up Rule 16 and then being extremely grossed out by one of the Urban Dictionary definitions.

Posted
Just now, AonEne said:

Ah. Thanks for all the definitions. I was slightly worried about looking it up after looking up Rule 16 and then being extremely grossed out by one of the Urban Dictionary definitions.

Yeah, urban dictionary tends to be iffy. 

Posted
1 hour ago, AonEne said:

I'm afraid not. Could you enlighten me?

What I meant was a joke of sourts on rule 34, except it's cosmere and brandon, so it's got to be 16.

Posted

Final Empire

Spoiler

Magical criminals kill god.

Well of Ascension

Spoiler

Girl relaxes in hot tub that makes her god, then releases her godhood.

Hero of Ages

Spoiler

Depressed atheist teams up with shapeshifting blob to discover god's body. 

Way of Kings

Spoiler

Depressed slave fights freed slaves, thief steals from mentor, crazy old guy sees the future.

Words of Radiance

Spoiler

Freed slave almost kills king, assassin is assassinated, girl pretends to be related to annoying old guy, crazy guy does politics.

Elantris

Spoiler

Priest kills countries, girl pretends to be stupid, zombie stubs toe.

Warbreaker

Spoiler

Servant with blue fingers starts a war.

Rithmatist

Spoiler

Girl traces lines.

Reckoners

Spoiler

Superheroes kill each other.

Alcatraz

Spoiler

Kid wears magical glasses and fights librarians

Alloy of Law

Spoiler

Rich vigilante fights crazy person....

AKA Batman 2

Shadows of Self

Spoiler

Rich vigilante kills crazy girlfriend

Bands of Mourning

Spoiler

Family Fued, but with flying boats and pretty bracelets

Aether of Night

Spoiler

Shakespeare+Armageddon 

Shadows for Silence

Spoiler

Lady kills criminals and runs away from ghosts

Sixth of the Dusk

Spoiler

Man sees his own death

Allomancer Jak

Spoiler

Idiot discovers his girlfriend is blue

Eleventh Metal

Spoiler

Man kills scholar

Edgedancer

Spoiler

Little girl fights policeman, orphan caretaker, and eats pancakes with magic fork

Hope of Elantris

Spoiler

People talk with floating lights

That does it for now

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Secrets said:

What I meant was a joke of sourts on rule 34, except it's cosmere and brandon, so it's got to be 16.

Could you please explain what this means?

Edited by AonEne
Posted
3 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Could you please explain what this means?

That one I actually knew prior. I don't think it's something that should be on here tbh.

Posted

So presumably it's inappropriate. Please, @Secrets, stop mentioning stuff like this. You are of course allowed to support whatever Internet joke you might wish to, but this fan site generally prefers to keep things like that out of everything. There are ways to express what you meant to say about Secret History without resorting to certain types of content.

Posted

To get semi-back-on-topic:

This recent conversation:

Spoiler

@AonEne being innocent, as we, sadly; aren’t.

 

Posted

Not as innocent as I wish I was. Thanks, high school.

But yeah, yeah, sorry. On topic -

Me in PMs*:

Spoiler

Me: Let's make this a roleplay!

Some random Sharder: Wait, but this is an Oathbringer summary PM -

Me: ROLEPLAY.

*this specific scenario didn't happen

Posted

WoR

Spoiler

Mother gets mad at daughter for making a friend. Daughter kills mother. Father locks daughters friend in a safe and takes the blame for killing his wife.

Former slave upsets social order with permission from the authorities. Former slave goes to jail for telling the truth. Former slave trusts no one.

Ancient being tells the story of the original running man. Ancient man tells inside joke. Ancient man spoils the surprise of the thought dead not so dead princess.

 

Posted

Harry Potter: (sing to the tune of HP theme song)

Spoiler

There once was a boy named Harry,

Destined to be a star.

His parents were killed by Voldemort, who gave him a lightning scar.

Star Wars:

Spoiler

There once was a boy slave!

Destined to save! Space!

He wins a big pooooodrace! And hits on the queen(Padme's a cool girl)

Qui, gets killed by Darth Maul

Who is then chopped in half 

Obi-Wan must save the one from Tatooine!

 

It's the cloooone age!

Sand people raaaaaaampage

Mommy got flayed, strayed

Ani's bae is Padme

 

Oh, Anakin, you are breaking myyyy heart

Order is made, Jedi are slain, kill all the baby tiny younglings

Sid(ious) takes the throne

Kill all the clones

Burn Ani, turn him to a robo

 

(Cantina music)

Leia hides plans!

Vader chokes a man!

Alderaan's gone!

Han shoots first! 

You're my only hopey Obi-wan

Look! A small moon ( that's a spaceship)

Worshipfulness Walking Carpet

This princess better pay out.

Use the force, Luke! Close your eyes and shoot.

 

Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky,

Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try

try the dark side

No! No, no no! 

Luke, I'm your daddykins

What?

Your momma's kissing Anakin

Gross!

Han's frozen

I love you

I know

 

It's father, son and daughter, a dynasty United at last!

The galaxy is free from evil!

Thanks to goodness in Darth from the past!

Yeet

Posted

The Emperor's Soul

Spoiler

A woman with multiple different pasts she can't decide on spends months lying to the walls of her prison, all while trying to figure out the best story to carve into a braindead man, to hopefully stop her execution.

 

Posted

Mistborn: The Final Empire 

Spoiler

A man with a cheerful smile embarks on a quest to show everyone the beauty of flowers, green grass, and blue skies.  He adopts an orphaned girl and teaches her about the values of friendship and trust.*

 

*This book is classified as a "dark fantasy" novel.  Reader discretion is advised.  ( "...Wait, what?" :blink:)

 

Posted
On 7/5/2018 at 3:51 PM, BitBitio the Mudkip said:

Harry Potter: (sing to the tune of HP theme song)

  Reveal hidden contents

There once was a boy named Harry,

Destined to be a star.

His parents were killed by Voldemort, who gave him a lightning scar.

Star Wars:

  Reveal hidden contents

There once was a boy slave!

Destined to save! Space!

He wins a big pooooodrace! And hits on the queen(Padme's a cool girl)

Qui, gets killed by Darth Maul

Who is then chopped in half 

Obi-Wan must save the one from Tatooine!

 

It's the cloooone age!

Sand people raaaaaaampage

Mommy got flayed, strayed

Ani's bae is Padme

 

Oh, Anakin, you are breaking myyyy heart

Order is made, Jedi are slain, kill all the baby tiny younglings

Sid(ious) takes the throne

Kill all the clones

Burn Ani, turn him to a robo

 

(Cantina music)

Leia hides plans!

Vader chokes a man!

Alderaan's gone!

Han shoots first! 

You're my only hopey Obi-wan

Look! A small moon ( that's a spaceship)

Worshipfulness Walking Carpet

This princess better pay out.

Use the force, Luke! Close your eyes and shoot.

 

Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky,

Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try

try the dark side

No! No, no no! 

Luke, I'm your daddykins

What?

Your momma's kissing Anakin

Gross!

Han's frozen

I love you

I know

 

It's father, son and daughter, a dynasty United at last!

The galaxy is free from evil!

Thanks to goodness in Darth from the past!

Yeet

Isn’t the HP one from Harry Potter in 99 seconds?

Posted

Continued off Zath's but for WOA:

Spoiler

In book two, the adopted girl happily marries her boyfriend and helps him achieve his dreams. Then she tries to save the world by being selfless.*

 

*Still dark fantasy. "Oh, come on!"

 

Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Continued off Zath's but for WOA:

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In book two, the adopted girl happily marries her boyfriend and helps him achieve his dreams. Then she tries to save the world by being selfless.*

 

*Still dark fantasy. "Oh, come on!"

 

Part three HOA

Spoiler

Adopted girl realizes that a dying god wanted her to become a less than dead god and sacrifice herself for the greater good*

*the darkness continues."seriously?"

Edited by Nathrangking
Posted

The Emperor's Soul:

Spoiler

A girl tries to deceive the people who deceived her to help them deceive an entire empire, while deceiving every object in her room along the way.

Edgedancer:

Spoiler

The touching story of a girl who starts pondering on a life spent lying to herself and, after a lot of thought an suffering, finally discovers her place in the world.

All in order to complete the noble quest of eating pancakes.

 

Posted

A man for all seasons:

The inspiring true story of a man, who, in the face of injustice and wrongdoing, stood up and said nothing.

 

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