Paragrin she/her Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 My mom wanted to read the first Mistborn book, but it was upstairs, so I had to bring down The Final Empire. My copy of The Well of Ascension is missing. How ironic. If you try to fake Brandon's signature on a novella, are you forging The Emperor's Soul? 7
Curiosity he/him Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Y'know, I was going to Scadrial, but I LeftVasher behind. Right here. Or somewhere in the Guilds forum. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Y'know, I was going to Scadrial, but I LeftVasher behind. Right here. Or somewhere in the Guilds forum. I have a great Curiosity to know the details. 1
Shardcellist Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 What did the one-armed Herdazian do to the people that kept making terrible puns? Nothing, he was 'armless. 5
Voidus Posted September 16, 2014 Author Posted September 16, 2014 Why did the Obligators execute a sleeping Noble after he'd been wounded in battle?Because he was sleeping with a Skaa. 1
Left he/him Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 I was going to Khriss this thread goodbye, but the allure was pushing on me too much. I Syl can't look at these without dying a little inside. 3
killersquirrel59 he/him Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 Wyndle this awful thread end? Kandra we all just Lift our Metalminds up out of this gutter of terrible humour? 3
Shardcellist Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 Keep this Kala-din down, alright? I Shallan-ot be able to hear correctly after this torrent of bad puns; it feels as though someone is smashing my head with a Rock quite Elhok-hard, and I am seeing stars in my Gaz while just Lopen away. CalL-ir-in a surgeon! 1
Purelake Earthquake he/him Posted September 20, 2014 Posted September 20, 2014 Why was the Lifeless pulled over? His BAC was 100% 2
Purelake Earthquake he/him Posted September 22, 2014 Posted September 22, 2014 Knock knock Who's there Bridgeman Bridgeman who? Knock knock Who's there Bridgeman Bridgeman who? Knock knock Who's there Ardent Ardent who? Ardent you glad I didn't say bridgeman? 10
Kobold King he/him Posted September 22, 2014 Posted September 22, 2014 What kind of computer did the Lord Ruler own? A Lutha-Dell. 6
Shardcellist Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 My copy of The Well of Ascension is missing. How ironic. It'll be back in 1024 years. 12
Titan Arum Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) These puns are Grand! I've been thoroughly Invested as I Span and Reed my way across each page of the forum. If an assessor were to come and aBraize this thread, he/she'd be totally Thrill-ed. But I better take my Focus and Intent and Stick with what I should be doing: getting back to WoR/K... Edited September 26, 2014 by Titan Arum 5
Cartith he/him Posted October 12, 2014 Posted October 12, 2014 Awakened Eye Spikes. Really are voices in your head 2
Voidus Posted October 12, 2014 Author Posted October 12, 2014 Why couldn't TLR go driving?It was always Misting. 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 12, 2014 Posted October 12, 2014 I have to admit I SelDomi see people so Devoted to their puns. 5
Kobold King he/him Posted October 12, 2014 Posted October 12, 2014 Galladon tried to inform Raoden about the existence of other worlds. Raoden was hard to convince, though--explaining the concept was kind of a tough Sel. 8
Curiosity he/him Posted October 12, 2014 Posted October 12, 2014 I have to admit I SelDomi see people so Devoted to their puns. 30 yard penalty for stretching. You almost made me groan on this one. Upvote!
mail-mi he/him Posted October 12, 2014 Posted October 12, 2014 Buzz lightyear must've been a Windrunner. "It's not flying. It's just falling--with style!" 9
Fatebreaker he/him Posted October 13, 2014 Posted October 13, 2014 Clubs was grumpier than usual when the doctor told him he had to give up Smoking. When he came home unexpectedly he Spooked his nephew. 11
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 13, 2014 Posted October 13, 2014 30 yard penalty for stretching. You almost made me groan on this one. Upvote! Yes, I streched the joke a bit tin. I just wanted to make sure everyone could see my point. 4
Fatebreaker he/him Posted October 13, 2014 Posted October 13, 2014 Why shouldn't you go drinking with an Inquisitor? They might Spike your drink... (actually both meanings of the word make this a frightening scenario ) 5
Steel he/him Posted October 13, 2014 Posted October 13, 2014 My friends are a Raod-y group. They're always the life and Spirit of the party! 1
Paragrin she/her Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Why shouldn't you go drinking with an Inquisitor? They might Spike your drink... Well, you can tell that's Endowment's favorite joke... 1
Voidus Posted October 14, 2014 Author Posted October 14, 2014 Why shouldn't you go drinking with an Inquisitor? They might Spike your drink... (actually both meanings of the word make this a frightening scenario ) And given how they found Atium mistings both are equally likely to happen 2
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