Psymon he/him Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 (edited) ...I started slap-sticking them around This was in retaliation for the beating I took from the ugly stick earlier in the thread! IT WIL ONLY ESCALATE FROM HERE! Man this Tensor(actually now that i think about it Tension works here too) is killing me! Edited April 19, 2014 by Psymon
Glaring at the Survivor he/him Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 My mind on these Matters has been Ruined! I must Preserve what sanity I have left if I wish to live in Harmony! I can't think of anything else...
Observer Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 Back when we called the Cryptics "Symbolheads" or "Changespren", my friend and I were looking at the Greetings from the future thread, and it jokingly says that the symbolheads were following Elhokar because they wanted his wallet. My friend asked me why they'd do it, since it wasn't related to change. I said taking a wallet would likely result in quite a bit of change... 4
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 Pickup Line "Hey girl, I'm a Beauty Spren, and I'm incredibly attracted to you." 1
Left he/him Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 Pickup Line Do you see any flame spren, cuz my hearts on fire.
Observer Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 Unless you guys can come and prove to me that you are Lurchers, you are now forbidden from posting pick-up lines.
Glaring at the Survivor he/him Posted April 20, 2014 Posted April 20, 2014 Did I totally not get that, or was there nothing to get? (There nothing to get here, btw. Dont even look. But more importantly.... DONT BLINK) 1
Quiver he/him Posted April 20, 2014 Posted April 20, 2014 We're getting away from cosmere puns again? I'm starting to see a Pattern here... 1
Left he/him Posted April 20, 2014 Posted April 20, 2014 Another Pattern, Hoid knew how much that one would get used. Ah well, ko loss.
Kobold King he/him Posted April 20, 2014 Posted April 20, 2014 We're getting away from cosmere puns again? I'm starting to see a Pattern here... What do you mean the Weeping Angels don't have anything to do with Cosmere puns?
Glaring at the Survivor he/him Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 Well, for one, there's two eyes in their storm.
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted April 25, 2014 Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) ah i need to stop reading these i cant blink anymore i feel like i have ironeyes. anyhow i am not going to hoid the fact that im more of a storyteller rather than a pun maker so i will just "stick" to what i am and tell a story. this morning i went to put change in my first union bank when my coinshot away. the coin lurched away and fell under a table. i had to go and lift the dinner table to retrieve it. i stood back up and felt my eyes drawn to the window. i then noticed the gathering storm outside. it was misting up and i nearly started weeping because it had rained constantly for the last few weeks the sun was but a memory of light. outside a lightning bolt disintegrated a tree, i tensored up waiting... odium is that the time. I have to hurry my time here is wayning. storm it my dad took my car again. I just put on a new coat of wax. he had better not take it through the miles rough trails outside the city. a-don-al-sium later and tell him to stop taking my car then. if he crashes it he had better hope that he has a hundred lives because that would be the second thing he ruined of mine today. first he splintered my bow earlier today he didn't even apologize, he only has a sliver of honor. alright enough of this story this started low and went down from there. this story is over im dun writing. i doubt this story awakened you to the beauty of literature, managed to steel you heart, spike your emotions, or even that it took you breath away but what can i say im not that good of a storyteller. Edited April 25, 2014 by Mat Bloody Cauthon 7
Left he/him Posted April 26, 2014 Posted April 26, 2014 my Breath Survives within me. Although that was really great.
Psymon he/him Posted April 26, 2014 Posted April 26, 2014 Man I haven't been able to come up with any good puns lately....I guess the well has just run dry. 1
Psymon he/him Posted April 26, 2014 Posted April 26, 2014 I may have to invest in a new line of thought. 4
Psymon he/him Posted April 26, 2014 Posted April 26, 2014 My brain is all adled from all these thoughts about the creation of puns. OH NO..... I THINK I DUN DUG TOO DEEP FOR THAT LAST ONE! 2
Observer Posted April 26, 2014 Posted April 26, 2014 Please edit your old posts instead of posting again, it takes up a lot of space. Now, Harmony is going to go talk to his dead friends, something he calls having a Ham and Breeze sandwich. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted April 27, 2014 Posted April 27, 2014 My rep level just went to 512, which is the King's Wit. Of course, the King's Wit is the man whose responsibility it is to keep the king entertained by insulting guests and making puns. Or at least, that's what I've... hoid. YEEEAAAAAAAH! 4
Delightful Posted April 27, 2014 Posted April 27, 2014 Unless you're Navani, who can Breeze right past without Ferring any offence at Wit's Ardent attempts to Originate the Truthless insults that he Spins. Wit is not as Grand as he Envisages if Navani can't (Shard)bear him and just wished the Hoi'd Vanish. 4
BreathTaker he/him Posted April 27, 2014 Posted April 27, 2014 I was inspired by you to record this quick little "rap" I think I actually forgot to say a word ahaha. BUT ENJOY. (This is all for fun, I don't take my rap artist abilities to any degree of seriousness) This was absolutely amazing. You're Ruinous to everyone who is trying to Preserve their style. 1
Psymon he/him Posted April 28, 2014 Posted April 28, 2014 My brain is all adled from all these thoughts about the creation of puns. OH NO..... I THINK I DUN DUG TOO DEEP FOR THAT LAST ONE! Appearently I've Ruined my own reputation with this one. Sure wish I could soulcast it into something more epic. 1
Psymon he/him Posted April 28, 2014 Posted April 28, 2014 Or maybe just something less epically bad. 1
LinkasZelda Posted April 29, 2014 Posted April 29, 2014 This was absolutely amazing. You're Ruinous to everyone who is trying to Preserve their style. Golly gee, thank you. I've got something else in the works, so I hope people look forward to that too
Observer Posted April 29, 2014 Posted April 29, 2014 Anybody else find it amusing that Vasher has dark eyes and Night blood? 2
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