Psymon Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 (edited) So long as no one spikes our drinks, you mean. Chalk one up for the guy in green! (yes I know its not technically a cosmere pun, but I just couldn't dismiss it or find my eraser) Edited April 17, 2014 by Psymon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MistConnection Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Siri-ously, these puns have Lift me in a Mraize of confusion. Kandra get me out of here? Well I've managed to Survive. Do you want to know how I got these Skaa? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 You didn't, The Lord Ruler owns all of them you sad joker. If I were an allomancer, I'd be either a Soother or a Rioter. Nobody in real life would ever Zinc their emotions were being manipulated, or that I'd have the Brass to do it! WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psymon Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Boy, some of these puns are getting pretty Zaney! I think they might Skar me for life! Does anyone have any Maps out of this conversation? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psymon Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 (edited) WOW my member reputation just got elivated to that of a Darkeyes! Thank you! Thank you, to all of those that have made this possible! I wont' name names, you know who you are. It sure did Lift my spirits. Edited April 17, 2014 by Psymon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Boy, some of these puns are getting pretty Zaney! I think they might Skar me for life! Does anyone have any Maps out of this conversation? All right, you've called my Bluth. I'll quit Lopen around and add some quality to my puns. I've sort of been Dragon myself along, trying to get better. Every Letter I type seems to get a little more awful... but still, in Honor of your Reply, I will Push myself steel harder to entertain all of you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkasZelda Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Yes, this thread is a great Blessing. And to whoever downvoted me-- sorry if I sounded like a Nin-compoop. I'll Rlain it in a little more next time. My apologies, it was a Mist-ake. Your Wit is commendable, I was trying to upvote but hit the wrong button while awkwardly navigating on my phone. Then realized you can't un-vote. I will upvote this post for Ruin-ing your reputation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 My apologies, it was a Mist-ake. Your Wit is commendable, I was trying to upvote but hit the wrong button while awkwardly navigating on my phone. Then realized you can't un-vote. I will upvote this post for Ruin-ing your reputation. All's well that ends well (seriously, someone needs to turn that into a ketek. Now.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psymon Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 (edited) Man, when I woke up this morning at 4:45 it felt like I'd been beaten with the ugly Stick! Edited April 17, 2014 by Psymon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Man, when I woke up this morning at 4:45 it felt like I'd been beaten with the ugly Stick! Having trouble sleeping? Your sleep Patterns may be improperly Attuned. Have you tried... wait, I've said this before. Storm it, all the good puns have been dun already... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 I agree, we seem to Return to the same puns over and over. We really need a Breath of fresh air to Cultivate better puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Exactly. We've been ChaySan the perfect pun for Aons now, and we're still no closer then when we started. Not a single Reya hope have we found on this quest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 If this were a mystery novella of Brandon's, I'd say we shouldn't give up. All we need are one or two Leeds. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Yes, this thread is a great Blessing. And to whoever downvoted me-- sorry if I sounded like a Nin-compoop. I'll Rlain it in a little more next time. Hoed dislike Cosmere puns? They're so In(vesti)turetaining! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkasZelda Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Unfortunately, we need a pretty good investiture of time to Bind words together for puns 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psymon Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 The bad puns are multiplying like cremlings after a highstorm! Anyone else getting a craving for crab legs? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psymon Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Or maybe a platter of Great Shell fish? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 What kind of door do Elantrians use? An AonDoor, haha! (I am so, so sorry. I'll not be so Ham-my in the future.) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkasZelda Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 What kind of door do Elantrians use? An AonDoor, haha! (I am so, so sorry. I'll not be so Ham-my in the future.) What kind of door do Mistborns use? Iron-no, but can we pre-tin-d that this joke is steel good? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Oh the ones at the end of this topic are Spooking me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psymon Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 anyone up for some slap-Stick comedy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaring at the Survivor Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 (edited) Seems like your puns are Spren thin, shall I Endow you with more? I hope these messy puns don't feel like Spikes to your brain, burning your eyes as they do mine. Although, if they do, I suppose I could just Shatter your Intent and steal it as my own, since you wont be able to write it out. But that's thieving, right? Maybe I'll borrow them. Mind if I have that hat, too? Looks lucky. No, I don't want to hear you sing as well. Aah, that is not very Harmony-ous. It has Ruined my ability to Preserve my ears. No! Every time you use your Breath something terrible happens. Thank you. Now I must give you a small Splinter of my gratitude. Take this piece of metal. No! Don't eat it. That'll Ruin you as sure as anything! I seem to have run dry. I'll have to b'Aon back to the Shardpool to gather more quips of Wit-tiness. Maybe I'll Forge your signature into a Stamp and imprint that image into your Soul when I return, to change the way you view yourself--like a heroic picture can do. But don't feel Odious to me! I'll Return! Edit: Yeah, I hope they aren't so Scary they make ya drial. You may have to stop burning tin. Edited April 17, 2014 by Stroniax 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Storms we're not writing in metal, we're Ruined. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaring at the Survivor Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 (edited) Couldn't a computer be considered a metal mind? And thats metal, right? (Edit) Unless we fall out of Harmony and the memory is Ruined. Edited April 17, 2014 by Stroniax 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 I guess we'll Survive then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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