GreyPilgrim he/him Posted April 6, 2014 Posted April 6, 2014 Unfortunately, I've lost so much blood, my skin is so Drab! 1
Delightful Posted April 6, 2014 Posted April 6, 2014 (edited) Are you certain it hasn't been Silently Gathered? Do you see Cryptic messages flashing before your eyes? Also. I like this thread. Edited April 6, 2014 by Delightful 1
GreyPilgrim he/him Posted April 6, 2014 Posted April 6, 2014 It may well have been Silently Gathered. Luckily, I just received a Surge of energy! I feel so rejuVinated! Although, if you could Elend me a hand, I would appreciate it. All this Wit has made me tired again. 2
Delightful Posted April 6, 2014 Posted April 6, 2014 If you ask Wit for some of his, I'm sure Hoid be happy to help. 3
Observer Posted April 8, 2014 Posted April 8, 2014 This thread seem to have run out of energy. Kinda like Beethoven's Fifth... dun dun dun duuuuun! We've been Pewter rushing these puns, going and going forever and never stopping. I guess this thread is starting to.....drag? YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! 6
GreyPilgrim he/him Posted April 8, 2014 Posted April 8, 2014 I don't think its quite started to drag yet. I bet we could keep going for Miles yet! It'll be a Breeze! 3
Zenith Posted April 8, 2014 Posted April 8, 2014 I was going to post on the palindrome post number, but I missed my opportunity. Oh well, I wrote a ketek for you all anyway. Lame puns/make people groan/but are they great/they are/but groaning people make puns lame Here it is with some punctuation, but it removes some of the Ketek palindrome spirit Lame puns make people groan, but are they great? They are...but groaning people make puns lame. 9
Observer Posted April 9, 2014 Posted April 9, 2014 While I frantically try to come up with more *terrible* puns, I'll use the throwaway line. Shallan's spren knows a lot, but I feel she'd understand more if she had a different type. I guess I'm saying that Pattern is a bit too....Cryptic. 4
Baine he/him Posted April 9, 2014 Posted April 9, 2014 I've Sprenned my eyes from rolling them too hard. I think I'll listen to a Lightsong to make myself feel better. 2
Observer Posted April 9, 2014 Posted April 9, 2014 If Snake!(K)Jafar was killed by Kaladin, would he still give a Death Rattle? 2
red032 he/him Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 Now you know what did get us out of the Traquiline Halls. 2
Observer Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 What, our puns? No, stopping those would just keep us off of Silence Divine. 1
LinkasZelda Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Slightly unrelated? But I bombarded a Sanderfan-friend of mine with random Cosmere-related pickup lines that I thought I'd share here.Warning: THESE ARE PRETTY damnation LAME. Hey baby. Are you an Awakener? Because you take my Breath away!Have you been carrying spheres? Cause you're eyes are dazzling with Stormlight!It's 6 feet long and most men envy my having it. No girl, I don't mean my Shardblade.Have you been burning Iron? Because I'm constantly being drawn to you. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Slightly unrelated? But I bombarded a Sanderfan-friend of mine with random Cosmere-related pickup lines that I thought I'd share here. Warning: THESE ARE PRETTY damnation LAME. Hey baby. Are you an Awakener? Because you take my Breath away! Have you been carrying spheres? Cause you're eyes are dazzling with Stormlight! It's 6 feet long and most men envy my having it. No girl, I don't mean my Shardblade. Have you been burning Iron? Because I'm constantly being drawn to you. Hey baby... it's a Thrill to meet you. In all seriousness though, I would highly recommend against referencing the Nightwatcher in a pickup line. Accusations of stalking will be made and restraining orders will be filed. 1
Aether he/him Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 In all seriousness though, I would highly recommend against referencing the Nightwatcher in a pickup line. Accusations of stalking will be made and restraining orders will be filed. You're talking out of experience, I presume?
Kobold King he/him Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 You're talking out of experience, I presume? ...Let's just say knowledge of Brandon Sanderson is a boon and a curse. 7
Aether he/him Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 ...Let's just say knowledge of Brandon Sanderson is a boon and a curse. Well, have an up-vote as a small token of the euphoria and perils associated with being a hard-core Sanderson fan. Oh, and puns, yeah... I, um, am afraid all my attempts at good Cosmere puns have been in Wayne. I guess you'll just have to pardon me and let that Slide. 4
Zenith Posted April 12, 2014 Posted April 12, 2014 Unrelated pun here.... Blushweaver has that divine breath, right? Does that mean she's (pause for dramatic effect) well Endowed? 5
GreyPilgrim he/him Posted April 12, 2014 Posted April 12, 2014 In all seriousness though, I would highly recommend against referencing the Nightwatcher in a pickup line. Accusations of stalking will be made and restraining orders will be filed. Challenge accepted. Hey baby, why don't you see me, 'cause I'm your Nightwatcher, but you won't get no curse from me. 1
Zenith Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 This thread is not moving, but I'm giving it the opportunity to Return to its former greatness. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 This thread is not moving, but I'm giving it the opportunity to Return to its former greatness. I've been Calling for a return for quite some time, but I haven't had many Listeners. 3
LinkasZelda Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 People would be inZane to not post here. I get a Trill from reading puns 2
Kobold King he/him Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 People would be inZane to not post here. I get a Trill from reading puns Yes, this thread is a great Blessing. And to whoever downvoted me-- sorry if I sounded like a Nin-compoop. I'll Rlain it in a little more next time. 4
the Gleeman he/him Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 i'm afraid if Hoid saw this he would have his re-Vin-ge... The Wit has left with a final Breath and has left only a slow Burn. What is needed is a Breeze to reju-Vin-ate these dying coals. 3
Delightful Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 Siri-ously, these puns have Lift me in a Mraize of confusion. Kandra get me out of here? 3
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