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I have an aquaintance who's neice is a year older than her, and this aquaintance also has younger twin siblings. 

 

Just st pulling that out to show off :P;)

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11 minutes ago, Delightful said:

I have an aquaintance who's neice is a year older than her, and this aquaintance also has younger twin siblings. 

 

Just st pulling that out to show off :P;)

My dad's aunt is a year younger than he is. :P

Posted
21 hours ago, Morzathoth said:

grumbles... White Sand isnt released here until next month... grumbles... reality is still punishing me for getting Shadows of Self three days early...

I can find it online now (on Adlibris). Probably the UK edition.

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Buffy: 

 

"You're the wolf all the time. This human face is just your disguise." 

For some reason, I got the mental image of a wolf, wearing a Ronald Reagan mask and just chilling in a mall somewhere. :huh: 

Edit: 

NO 

JOSS HOW COULD YOU END WILLOW/OZ LIKE THIS

WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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2 hours ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

Buffy: 

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"You're the wolf all the time. This human face is just your disguise." 

For some reason, I got the mental image of a wolf, wearing a Ronald Reagan mask and just chilling in a mall somewhere. :huh: 

Edit: 

NO 

JOSS HOW COULD YOU END WILLOW/OZ LIKE THIS

WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

JUST WAIT.  It will soon all be worth it...

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12 minutes ago, Kaymyth said:

 

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JUST WAIT.  It will soon all be worth it...

 

 

I'll trust you, then. You haven't steered me wrong yet....

Also, browsing Facebook be like:

CHILDHOOD FRIEND: I love my husband and kid and life in North Dakota!

HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH: I'm a father now! Look at my adorable baby! 

HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND: No longer on active duty for the US Navy, I have decided to protect and serve the public as a police officer!

ME: ....I have corn chips. 

Posted
10 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

I'll trust you, then. You haven't steered me wrong yet....

Also, browsing Facebook be like:

CHILDHOOD FRIEND: I love my husband and kid and life in North Dakota!

HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH: I'm a father now! Look at my adorable baby! 

HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND: No longer on active duty for the US Navy, I have decided to protect and serve the public as a police officer!

ME: ....I have corn chips. 

All lies, the friend does not love, the crush's baby is ugly, the other friend seeks its own interests and you don't have corn chips! 

Sniff... I remember a world with corn chips! But that was before the singularly and subsequent robot uprising. ..

Posted
10 minutes ago, Orlion Determined said:

All lies, the friend does not love, the crush's baby is ugly, the other friend seeks its own interests and you don't have corn chips! 

Sniff... I remember a world with corn chips! But that was before the singularly and subsequent robot uprising. ..

Now I know why I never visit Morzathoth's hell dimension. :mellow:

Posted
1 minute ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

Now I know why I never visit Morzathoth's hell dimension. :mellow:

No need to! It'll seep into your dimension soon enough... like that Jorge Luis Borges short story! Mwahaha!

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44 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

I'll trust you, then. You haven't steered me wrong yet....

Also, browsing Facebook be like:

CHILDHOOD FRIEND: I love my husband and kid and life in North Dakota!

HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH: I'm a father now! Look at my adorable baby! 

HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND: No longer on active duty for the US Navy, I have decided to protect and serve the public as a police officer!

ME: ....I have corn chips. 

Don't get me wrong, Joss will absolutely break your heart.  Cruelly and completely.  Over and over.  And you'll keep thanking him for the privilege.

Definitely lies.  Who could possibly love life in North Dakota?

Posted
1 hour ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

Now I know why I never visit Morzathoth's hell dimension. :mellow:

It is not hell! It has only two seasons (Spring and Autumn), eye trees, talking cats, scantily clad redheads, telepathically controllable sand and a telepathically paintable sky. It is a Dreamscape!

Oh... wait... you mean that hell dimension... riiiiight....

Posted
12 minutes ago, The Honor Spren said:

When you find out your dad is also your 12th cousin. :mellow:

I seem to recall a study that showed the vast majority of people on the planet are no further related to each other than 10th cousins.

Also, if you're of European descent, you have Charlemagne as an ancestor.  Dude got around.

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Ok, this is kind of random, but who cares? It IS the "Random Stuff" thread...

@TwiLyghtSansSparkles, seeing you use the word "enamored" reminded me of my weird habit of using the spellings "enamoured" and "glamour" even though I'm American, grew up in America, learned to spell the American way, and American English generally uses the "or" spellings over the "our" spellings. I also prefer "judgement" over "judgment"--got that one wrong in a spelling bee once because I included the first E.

Posted
3 hours ago, Kaymyth said:

I seem to recall a study that showed the vast majority of people on the planet are no further related to each other than 10th cousins.

Also, if you're of European descent, you have Charlemagne as an ancestor.  Dude got around.

Who was Charlemagne? He's in my mental list of 'names of important people I know nothing about". 

Posted
4 hours ago, Kaymyth said:

I seem to recall a study that showed the vast majority of people on the planet are no further related to each other than 10th cousins.

Also, if you're of European descent, you have Charlemagne as an ancestor.  Dude got around.

I've heard the same thing about Genghis Khan :P

Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, Delightful said:

Who was Charlemagne? He's in my mental list of 'names of important people I know nothing about". 

Wasn't he one of the emperors of the Holy Roman Empire?

Edit: Nope! I was wrong.

Charlemagne, also known as Charles the Great or Charles I, was King of the Franks. He united most of Western Europe during the early Middle Ages and laid the foundations for modern France, Germany and the Low Countries. Wikipedia

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Posted (edited)

Another XKCD Cyanide and Happiness Gem...

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Edited by Iron Eyes
I'm dumb, Orlion Determined is all the way correct.
Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Orlion Determined said:

But... that's Cyanide & Happiness!

You are correct, can one have a Freudian Slip while typing? If so, then that. If not, then I have no explanation.

Edited by Iron Eyes
I've been re-reading XKCD lately so it jumped to my head...
Posted
1 hour ago, Orlion Determined said:

But... that's Cyanide & Happiness!

And that's why it's the best Far Side cartoon Bill Watterson has drawn yet.

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