Wayne Trades!

[Delightful]

A ceiling? What am I going to do with a ceiling? Well I suppose I'll trade it for this mouldy sock.

I trade a set of ivory dentures.

[Rasarr she/her]

Why, I did need something to decorate that neclace I've been making! Those white thingies are really pretty.

 

I trade a fistful of blue plastic beads.

[Delightful]

ok so there seem to be two different sets of rules here. People are playing

1) each person suggests one thing to trade, reacting to the trade of the person before. "Hey I needed one of those! Take this"

2) swapping the object from the previous post for a different object, then offering a new object to the next poster. (This makes much more sense to me as a Wayne trade)

Can we pick one way please?

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

The rules for the game are simple: trade in an item, and see what the next person gives you for it!

 

*trades in lucky hat*

 

 

ok so there seem to be two different sets of rules here. People are playing

1) each person suggests one thing to trade, reacting to the trade of the person before. "Hey I needed one of those! Take this"

2) swapping the object from the previous post for a different object, then offering a new object to the next poster. (This makes much more sense to me as a Wayne trade)

Can we pick one way please?

Seems like your way is right. I guess most of us (including me) have been doing it wrong.

 

Umm... thanks for the clarification. I'll give you an upvote in return.

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

Why, I did need something to decorate that neclace I've been making! Those white thingies are really pretty.

 

I trade a fistful of blue plastic beads.

Continuing from here, now that clarifications are done.

 

I will lose these all over the world. Thank you.  I'll give you 16 and a half crayons because I can't tell which number is better, 16 or 17.

 

 

*trades in a shiny rooster feather* Iridescent tones!

[Rage_Fortress he/him]

Why, I did need something to decorate that neclace I've been making! Those white thingies are really pretty.

 

I trade a fistful of blue plastic beads.

Fantastic I can trade these to that gullible Rosharan bully I knew in high school. I'll tell them they're broams. That'll teach him to stick me to the inside of my locker. 

 

For the blue beads I'll give you a slightly used pair of pajamas. I only wore them once I swear it. 

[WayneSpren he/him]

The pajamas'll add to my disguise kit. Who knows when I'll have to infiltrate a slumber party.

I trade in my lucky pen. It's out of ink, but it don't need ink to be lucky.

[StormyQueen she/her]

Excellent, you can never have too much luck.

I trade a slightly used makeup bag, I never use makeup anyway.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Wonderful! Mine was eaten by a mole...

I trade a very happy beaver!

[Vyree he/him]

Great! Beavers are cute and I can use it to build my new dam.

I trade this rusty fork

[Samaldin he/him]

Nice i can use it tocomb my hair!

I trade this mighty herring

[Lazarus52980]

Wonderful!  I love herring!  

 

Wait, that's not one of those "red herrings" like the ones that Sanderson guy gives out all the time, is it?

 

Either way, I bet it tastes the same.

 

 

I'll trade one of these aluminum bullet casings that wax leaves around all the rusting time.

Edited June 16, 2016 by Lazarus52980

[Samaldin he/him]

51 minutes ago, Lazarus52980 said:

Wait, that's not one of those "red herrings" like the ones that Sanderson guy gives out all the time, is it?

actually yes, but it´s also one of the kind you use to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest

 

Perfect! Aluminium! I will make a hat out of it!

I trade in this suspiciously calm chasm fiend

[Rasarr she/her]

Excellent! I've always wanted a watch dog... crab... creature.

I'll trade a dead Shardblade, though it seems to be wonky - it's impossible to bond with it.

[Ecthelion III he/him]

Wonderful! I can shave with it and it won't cut my skin!

I'll trade a massive block of cheese I found in the...you know, I can't remember where I found this block of cheese.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

I will add it to my collection

I trade in a broken half-truth

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

If I fix it, it hopefully matches the half I already have!

I trade Wax. Gotten bored of him.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Cool, I'll keep him till I get bored as well  (which sounds really weird)

I'll trade in this strange thing known as my family

 

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Awesome! You can neverhave enough of those!

I trade a banana split without the bananas.

[Sunbird she/her]

Excellent. I can catch some flies with this as bait.

I'll just leave this basketball filled with helium here for the next poster...

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Daamnations, it flew away.

I trade my Shiny Latios Level 100

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

It can never match my shiny lvl 1 Magikarp, but I guess I'll take it.

I trade a book I found. Apparently it's the diary of some bloke named Hoid. Made some doodles in it.

[Rasarr she/her]

I'll take it, I can sell it to this Khriss gal who's been snooping around my shop lately.

I'll trade a dummy soulcaster I've stolen acquired.

[Clockwork he/him]

I fix the soulcaster. I Soulcast you for giving me stolen property.

Have a Life-Sized Rasarr Statue!

[SamsonSeaBorn]

Thank harmony, I needed something to hold all my hats. 

 

In trade how about I give you this twice sneezed in hanky