Wayne Trades!

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have some moderately aged cheese.

I have a plot full of holes.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Have a vial of whiskey with a bead of iron in it

I have a stack of books made entirely up of the Aeneid.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a ball of Christmas lights.

I have an empty soda can.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a puddle of soda!

I have an inexplicable giant floating baby head

[Lunamor she/her]

Have an aglet (don’t forget it!).

I have an electric guitar.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Here, take this leather jacket!

I have a basket full of condescending yams.

[Lunamor she/her]

I bequeath upon you a month-old hamburger from McDonalds that has suspiciously not molded.

I have a pen that ran out of ink.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

*refils it*

i have a bag of coins

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Take a bag filled with coins of less value (like its the same overall value, but smaller denominations, such as a bag of quarters replaced with a bag filled with 25x as many pennies)

I have a really old violin bow

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a brand new kazoo!

I have a mob of people who hate my kazoo music

[Lunamor she/her]

Have a cat who keeps screaming to be let into the bathroom so he can lock himself in a sink cabinet (he won’t stop meowing, halp).

I have a four-leaf clover.

Edited March 7, 2024 by Lunamor

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a bag of some Lucky Charms cereal.

I have a rubber duck with anger issues.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Lol, thanks!

take an awesome Saint Patrick’s day hat

I have a thing that keeps cats from getting locked in cabinets

Edited March 7, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8
Changed a word

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a stuffed animal cat. Her name is Muffins.

I have a stuffed animal collection.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Here’s a bin of Hot Wheels

I have some twine, several sheets of paper, a stapler, and a hole punch

[Shadow of Electrum he/him]

Here's a light bulb I stole from a lamp somewhere.

I have a bundle of old wires

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have some listening devices! Don't, uh, ask where I got them. And if you have to don't do it out loud.

I have a bowling ball made out of cheese.

[Lunamor she/her]

Have a tiny disco ball.

I have a feral pig.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a tiny crab that wants hugs.

I have a wooden rabbit that may or may not contain medieval knights.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

*I open the rabbit carefully* “Yup, there’s medieval knights in here!” *I close the rabbit*

Here’s a giant wooden horse (that may or may not contain greek soldiers)

I have twin snakes from the island of Tenedos

Spoiler

See, a pair of serpents with huge coils, snaking over the sea

from Tenedos through the tranquil deep (I shudder to tell it),

and heading for the shore side by side: their fronts lift high

over the tide, and their blood-red crests top the waves,

the rest of their body slides through the ocean behind,

and their huge backs arch in voluminous folds.

There’s a roar from the foaming sea: now they reach the shore,

and with burning eyes suffused with blood and fire,

lick at their hissing jaws with flickering tongues.

(This is a translation I found online, I don’t have access to the translation I used in class right now)

 

[Lunamor she/her]

Have a piece of gum I definitely didn’t find on the sidewalk.

I have one of those really messy granola bars.

 

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

You get some cereal

I have some not illegal animals in a suitcase

[Lunamor she/her]

Have a bottle cap.

I have a totally-not-forged passport.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Here, have a totally forged postage stamp.

I have a vat of chartreuse dye.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a cuckoo clock.

I have a Persian rug.