Wayne Trades!

[Soulbinder she/her]

I already have one of those, but I'll still give you a muffin and a hug for it.

I have a dad joke

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a nice rug.

I have a log.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a tiny little stick

I have a seagull.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a hacky-sack (where’d it come from?)

I have a fish.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Here's a boar.

I have a rigged d20.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, The cheeseman said:

Here's a boar.

I have a rigged d20.

Here’s an old sheet of paper with some words on it.

I have a bottle of ears

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

Here’s a hacky-sack (where’d it come from?)

I have a fish.

Spoiler

Is this a reference to “Seagulls, Stop It Now!” ?

 

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

Here’s an old sheet of paper with some words on it.

I have a bottle of ears

  Hide contents

Is this a reference to “Seagulls, Stop It Now!” ?

 

Here’s a beheaded flower.

I have an empty envelope.

Spoiler

Indeed it is!

 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

Here’s a beheaded flower.

I have an empty envelope.

  Reveal hidden contents

Indeed it is!

 

Here’s a backpack.

I have a tree.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a basket that was woven underwater.

I have a broken laptop.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Here's a broken phone.

I have a stick that's better than bacon.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a bag of venom.

I have a feather.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Surely you would prefer a cedar bough!

I have a deck of 51 cards.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a melted candle.

I have some prosciutto.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Here, have some Canadian bacon.

I have a 38-sided die

[Lunamor she/her]

Have a banana peel.

I have a peeled banana.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a laser kiwi!

I have a tray of banana chocolate chip muffins

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a used napkin.

I have an empty muffin tray.

[Soulbinder she/her]

I'll trade you for a plastic spork bent to look like a cat.

I have a pickle.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a sock my dog chewed up.

I have a quill.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Here's a signed copy of The Silmarillion

I have an adult red dragon

[Lunamor she/her]

I bequeath upon you a ketchup packet.

I have an infused sphere.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

I

631

Spoiler

trade the boring book for SP who knows what number at this point

 

[Lunamor she/her]

I have a single strand of Galadriel’s hair.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

I'll give you some deployment orders to Malevelon Creek.

I have a Hellpod.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Here’s a box of Cheerios

I have a really old computer mouse

Edited March 6, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8
Messed up formatting lol