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Demanding customer. Rude IT guy. Boss on vacation so I don't know how I'll ask for time off.

Sounds rough. How much more time do you have to get the vacation?

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I'm so good with technology. I can type at 100 WPM, program in 17 languages, and nail a head shot 7 times in a row in Halo. In fact, I'm good at everything. I can do a 5 minute mile, compose music without instruments, write an award winning story in 45 minutes. And I have superior hand to eye coordination, and have 20:20 vision. And my IQ is at 195. Also, when I go to the gym, I bench press 250 kilos.

Editors Note: Venture Mistborn was found typing this post into his toaster, while trying to lift a Kleenex.

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Editors Note: Venture Mistborn was found typing this post into his toaster, while trying to lift a Kleenex.

If you made it possible to type into a toaster you are quite good with technology.

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If you made it possible to type into a toaster you are quite good with technology.

 

 

You must have an old-fashioned toaster. Everything has a keyboard nowadays!

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Twy, if you're having trouble with Arizona cold, you will think Iowa is Braize.

 

Early mornings in AZ actually can get quite cold.  Desert air doesn't hold heat well at night.

 

But...yeah.  It's not just Iowa, it's northern Iowa.  I'd turn into a gingersicle.

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Me: But do I really love cheese that much?

 

Me: *eats entire bowls of cheese*

 

Me: But do I really love cheese that much?

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GUYS.

GUYS.

I JUST FOUND OUT:

DUMBLEDORE WAS GAY AND WAS IN LOVE WITH GELLERT GRINDLEWALD.

:o

Why didn't I know this before . . .

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GUYS.

GUYS.

I JUST FOUND OUT:

DUMBLEDORE WAS GAY AND WAS IN LOVE WITH GELLERT GRINDLEWALD.

:o

Why didn't I know this before . . .

It has been how long since JKR revealed that? I remember learning it years ago while browsing Tvtropes.

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It has been how long since JKR revealed that? I remember learning it years ago while browsing Tvtropes.

 

I believe it was in a Q & A session shortly after the release of the seventh book. Someone asked if Dumbledore ever found/would ever find true love, and Rowling ignored the question and said he was gay.

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I've known he's gay for years, I only recently discovered he was in love with Grindelwald. Which explains so much why he waited and waited until he had no choice but to go kill him.

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I've known he's gay for years, I only recently discovered he was in love with Grindelwald. Which explains so much why he waited and waited until he had no choice but to go kill him.

 

Which is a much more tragic reason than Dumbledore's notorious penchant for procrastinating. 

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It has been how long since JKR revealed that? I remember learning it years ago while browsing Tvtropes.

I tend to be behind the times . . .

One of the perks of homeschooling. <_<

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I tend to be behind the times . . .

One of the perks of homeschooling. <_<

 

I feel you there. <_< Not on the Dumbledore thing. I was in public school when the news broke, so I heard about it first thing. I've had a few years to think about it. :P 

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