Random Stuff V - The Adminpire Strikes Back

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Accidental downvote someone fix please

 

Fixed. 

[Voidus]

Everyone forgot Twi's most important and hirable trait:
If she were a condiment she'd be Aioli. 

[Kestrel she/her]

I chickened out of speaking to my director today

But she's so intimidating

[Kaymyth she/her]

*sighs* 

 

If only they were interested in more famous people, I could get them each a biography. 

 

Get them bubbles!  (What?  Everyone likes bubbles, right?)

[+Slowswift]

I chickened out of speaking to my director today

But she's so intimidating

 

I'm sorry. To quote a favorite movie of mine, all you need is 20 seconds of courage. That's it.

 

(Though, to be fair, I can't follow advice worth crem. But it's good advice. )

Edited December 8, 2015 by Slowswift

[Kestrel she/her]

More like three years of it

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Hey….you guys know that book that answers random questions like "What would happen if you got everyone on Earth to jump at the same time?" What's it called?

[Kobold King he/him]

Hey….you guys know that book that answers random questions like "What would happen if you got everyone on Earth to jump at the same time?" What's it called?

 

 

What If? by Randall Munroe?

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

What If? by Randall Munroe?

 

That's it! I'm tentatively considering it for my dad.  

[+Slowswift]

Have you ever heard ~400 people smile at once? It's... borderline disturbing.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

And I found some gifts for my parents! I got my dad What If? by Randall Munroe, and I got my mom a gluten-free cookbook. And I never had to set foot in an overcrowded mall stuffed to the brim with angry holiday shoppers.

[Kobold King he/him]

And I found some gifts for my parents! I got my dad What If? by Randall Munroe, and I got my mom a gluten-free cookbook. And I never had to set foot in an overcrowded mall stuffed to the brim with angry holiday shoppers.

 

 

Awesome! As a reward for your thoughtfulness, here's a picture of clubbing baby seals.

 

[Zathoth]

And here I was going to suggest getting your mom the Principia Discordia...

 

No, ok, wait, thats going to be like... I dont know, overloading a nuclear reactor or something...

 

That is most likely the single worst idea I ever had, never mind.

 

Heres an even worse one: Get her The Satanic Bible by Anton Lavey.

 

See, any bad ideas you may have had seems down right brilliant now, dont they?

[Kaymyth she/her]

And here I was going to suggest getting your mom the Principia Discordia...

 

No, ok, wait, thats going to be like... I dont know, overloading a nuclear reactor or something...

 

That is most likely the single worst idea I ever had, never mind.

 

Heres an even worse one: Get her The Satanic Bible by Anton Lavey.

 

See, any bad ideas you may have had seems down right brilliant now, dont they?

 

*imagines Twi's mom reading the Principia Discordia*

 

*imagines Twi's mom's head exploding*

 

Wait, I just imagined exactly the same thing twice.

[Kobold King he/him]

Heres an even worse one: Get her The Satanic Bible by Anton Lavey.

 

 

"You don't understand, Mom. I'm an ironic Satanist. I sacrifice goats under the full moon to show how stupid it is."

[Zathoth]

*imagines Twi's mom reading the Principia Discordia*

 

*imagines Twi's mom's head exploding*

 

Wait, I just imagined exactly the same thing twice.

The second one may be a little messier though, but thats the only difference.

 

 

"You don't understand, Mom. I'm an ironic Satanist. I sacrifice goats under the full moon to show how stupid it is."

"And babies are an important part in any diet."

 

(Lavey was against living sacrifice, but thats no fun.)

[Curiosity he/him]

No, the advice is to get her a hat. Either that, or rub curry on yourself and dance through camp singing Horneater lullabies. 

[Kobold King he/him]

No, the advice is to get her a hat. Either that, or rub curry on yourself and dance through camp singing Horneater lullabies. 

 

 

This plan, I like it. Perfect for this strange thing airsick lowlanders call Christmas.

[Kestrel she/her]

Acrylic paint be like

"You want this color? You're gonna have to pay for it. In blood. We want your blood. Or you'll never get this pretty green you want. Pay up."

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

So I was on Harrypotterfanfiction.com (0 new reviews for my fic, how sad) checking out some of the staff picks. Since I woke up at 5 this morning, my brain decided it would be fun to mix things up a bit.

 

This Treasure by user nott theodore became Not Treasure by this theodore. 

 

Kill Your Darlings by LavenderBlue remained unchanged….until I clicked on the summary, when my brain told me "R. Lestrange" meant "Rebecca Lestrange." 

 

Apparently my brain likes to create Mary Sue characters when it's sleep deprived.  

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Am I the only one hoping for a compiled TwiMom Saga?

 

Depending on where I started, it might be less amusing than you hope.  

[Kestrel she/her]

//the sound of my acrylics chanting can be heard in the distance/

_{blood blood blood blood}

[Zathoth]

//the sound of my acrylics chanting can be heard in the distance/

_{blood blood blood blood}

The art demands a blood sacrifice!

 

.....

.....

 

.... HOLY ME LARK YOU ARE A GENIUS! Art, blood sacrifice, I can turn this into something terrifying, thank you.

[RippleGylf she/her]

//the sound of my acrylics chanting can be heard in the distance/

_{blood blood blood blood}

 

 

The art demands a blood sacrifice!

 

.....

.....

 

.... HOLY ME LARK YOU ARE A GENIUS! Art, blood sacrifice, I can turn this into something terrifying, thank you.

 

Well, aside from the whole art blood sacrifice thing, I think it's really cute.

[Zathoth]

Oh yes, it is cute, I just got so worked up over the sudden strike of inspiration I forgot to mention that